Copenhagen's Dream Apartment: Round Tower Views! ✨
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into Copenhagen's Dream Apartment: Round Tower Views! ✨ This isn't just some sterile hotel review; this is a journey. I'm talking messy, real, and probably a little bit opinionated. Let's go!
First Impressions & That View! (Accessibility, Cleanliness, and Safety - The Boring Bits, But Necessary)
Okay, fine. Let's get the important stuff out of the way first. "Accessibility" – as someone who doesn't need it, I can only speak generally. The elevator is a HUGE win, especially for those Round Tower views! (More on those later. Seriously, the views…). They do mention "Facilities for disabled guests," so it's worth checking specifics with the hotel directly. Safety-wise? Felt solid. CCTV everywhere (CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property), fire extinguishers (Fire extinguisher) and smoke alarms (Smoke alarms) – the basics are covered. And, praise be, they appear to be taking Covid seriously. Anti-viral cleaning products (Anti-viral cleaning products), daily disinfection in common areas (Daily disinfection in common areas), hand sanitizer (Hand sanitizer) everywhere… you get the picture. I felt relatively safe, which is saying something these days. The rooms are sanitized between stays (Rooms sanitized between stays) and they even have a room sanitization opt-out (Room sanitization opt-out available) if you're extra cautious. Gotta say, that gives me a little peace of mind.
The View! Oh, The Views! (Things to Do & Ways to Relax - The Good Stuff!)
Alright, LET'S TALK ABOUT THE VIEW. Because, seriously, it’s what you're paying for, right? "Round Tower Views" isn’t just a clever name, it's the promise. And they DELIVER. Waking up to that panorama of Copenhagen… stunning. It’s the kind of view that makes you actually want to get out of bed, even if you've been up all night (which, let's be honest, I might have been). I spent a solid hour just staring out the window, notebook in hand, scribbling down every half-formed thought that popped into my brain. The light! The colors! The absolute majesty of it all! Definitely a good way to relax (ways to relax).
Internet and Techy Things (Internet, Available in all rooms, Services and conveniences)
Okay, tech heads, listen up. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms (Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!). And it's actually good Wi-Fi. Solid connection, no buffering during that crucial Netflix binge. Internet access (Internet) is apparently a priority, which is something I appreciate. They also boast Internet [LAN], but honestly, who the heck uses LAN anymore? (Unless you're a huge gamer. In that case, knock yourself out.) They also have Air conditioning in public area (Air conditioning in public area) and Air conditioning (Air conditioning), which proved to be a lifesaver during that random heatwave that hit Copenhagen, because of course it did. They also have room service (Room service [24-hour]) which is a major life saver too.
Food, Glorious Food (Dining, drinking, and snacking)
Food! I'm kind of a food person. And this is where things get… interesting. Breakfast [buffet] is an option, and honestly, it was pretty standard. But then I saw Asian cuisine in restaurant (Asian cuisine in restaurant) so I had to try it out. It was a bit of a let-down. The "Asian" breakfast was basically a sad bowl of cold noodles and a tiny piece of ginger. International cuisine in restaurant (International cuisine in restaurant) was what I would expect. The coffee/tea in restaurant (Coffee/tea in restaurant) was decent. The bar (Bar) makes a killer Espresso Martini, though! The poolside bar (Poolside bar) makes a killer Aperol Spritz. I'm a Aperol Spritz fan and it was worth every penny! The happy hour (Happy hour) is a definite plus too. Now, I didn’t try the vegetarian restaurant (Vegetarian restaurant), but I appreciated the option. They also have a coffee shop (Coffee shop) which is really convenient.
The Room – My Sanctuary… Mostly (Available in all rooms)
The room itself? Pretty sleek. The decor is on the modern side (a tad too modern for my taste, honestly, but that’s just me). They have Blackout curtains (Blackout curtains) which are essential for sleeping in. The bed was comfy (Extra long bed), the linens fresh. They also have a coffee/tea maker (Coffee/tea maker), which is a necessity in my book. They have a Desk (Desk), which is great for working on. The bathroom was clean. (Private bathroom) It’s got all the usual suspects: a shower (Shower), a toilet (Additional toilet), and those little complimentary toiletries (Toiletries). Oh, and fluffy white towels (Towels)! But… that’s where the problems started. The bathroom phone (Bathroom phone) didn't work. And the water pressure (Water pressure) in the shower was a cruel joke. But overall, it was a good stay.
The Ambiance & Stuff You Didn't Ask For (Services and conveniences, For the kids)
The staff? Generally pleasant, although sometimes a little… distant. The Concierge (Concierge) was helpful, though, even helped me find a place to buy postcards, and the daily housekeeping (Daily housekeeping) was efficient. They have a Laundry service (Laundry service) (thank god!). I didn't use the babysitting service (Babysitting service/Family/child friendly), but it's nice to know they have it if you have little ones. They have a gift/souvenir shop (Gift/souvenir shop) which is convenient. I saw a meeting/banquet facilities (Meeting/banquet facilities) which might be helpful.
The Spa & Fitness (Things to do & ways to relax)
Okay, I’m not going to lie. I was slightly disappointed by the Spa (Spa/sauna). They have a Fitness center (Fitness center) which I didn't try. There are some massage (Massage) options, but they seemed a bit… limited? The most exciting thing the spa offered me was a foot bath (Foot bath). It was okay. They also have a sauna (Sauna) and steamroom (Steamroom). Fine, I suppose. Maybe my expectations were too high after the Round Tower views, but the spa felt a little… meh. They say they have a Pool with view (Pool with view) but I didn't use the pool.
The Quirks, the Imperfections, and the Verdict
Look, no hotel is perfect. And Copenhagen's Dream Apartment: Round Tower Views! ✨? It has its quirks. The slightly dodgy service, the underwhelming spa, the questionable "Asian" breakfast. But… that view. It really does make up for a lot. I walked out with a slight limp from all the stairs, but I also walked out with a feeling of quiet satisfaction.
So, should you book it?
Here's My Messy, Honest, and Slightly Over-the-Top Recommendation:
Yes, with caveats. If you prioritize that breathtaking view and want a place that's clean, safe, and well-located, and don't mind a few minor imperfections, absolutely book it. Book it right now! This is not a hotel for people who demand perfection. This is a hotel for people who appreciate character, great views, and a place to call home while they explore the magic of Copenhagen. If you're the type to get hung up on every little detail, maybe look elsewhere. But if you're open to a little bit of imperfection, a whole lot of charm, and a view that will literally take your breath away… do it. You won't regret it. Just get ready for the stairs!
Final Verdict: 4 out of 5 stars (and a solid recommendation!)
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Okay, buckle up, buttercup, because this ain't your grandma's travel itinerary. We're diving headfirst into Copenhagen, and trust me, it's going to be a beautiful, messy, and probably slightly sleep-deprived adventure. Our base camp? That fancy-pants "New Designer Apt · Round Tower · Heart of CPH★" place. Hope the coffee machine works. I need it.
Copenhagen: Operation Hygge-Bomb! (and Maybe a Hangover)
Day 1: Arrival - Oh, the Anticipation (and Existential Dread)
Morning (ish - Let's be real, I'll probably oversleep): Fly in. Already feeling the pre-vacation jitters. I'm that person who checks the passport approximately 7,000 times before leaving the house. Airport chaos ensues. Smooth sailing (hopefully) to baggage claim. Then, the ultimate test: finding the taxi (or the metro, if I'm feeling particularly ambitious and budget-conscious).
Late Morning/Early Afternoon: Arrive at the "New Designer Apt." Ooh, fancy. My first reaction? "Is the bed comfy?" followed by a frantic search for the Wi-Fi password. Gotta document this. Pictures for the 'gram, gotta be Insta-ready. Then, the unpacking disaster, where I realize I've brought WAY too many shoes. "Why did I think I needed stilettos in Copenhagen?" I'll ask myself, while wrestling them into a suitcase.
Afternoon: Explorations around the apartment. My plan? Just stroll around, soaking in the vibe. Because apparently, that's how I "experience" a city now. So, around the Round Tower, which sounds like a good starting point. Maybe climb it? I'll probably be out of breath and whining by the top, BUT the view? Worth it. And I'm determined to master that whole "hygge" thing. Candle-lit cafés, cozy sweaters, the whole shebang. Wish me luck.
Evening: Dinner. Probably at a place that looks cool, even if the food isn't. I'm not really a "foodie." Unless it involves carbs. Then, I'm a very enthusiastic food enthusiast. Searching for some great restaurant (or I'll end up in front of the Burger King, it's okay, it happens). Then, a walk through the city center (probably, or at least I'll try). And, hopefully, a good night's rest, not ruined by jet lag, as I am easily affected.
Day 2: Canal Cruises and Clumsy Cyclists – My Love/Hate Relationship with Copenhagen
Morning: Wake up late. Seriously, did I really think I wouldn't oversleep? Grab a coffee (if the machine works, if not, meltdown). The day starts with a canal tour! I love a good boat ride. The salty air, the charming buildings… but then I always get seasick! Fingers crossed.
Late Morning/Early Afternoon: Once off the boat, I guess it's time to try cycling. This is where things get dicey. Copenhagen is a cyclist's paradise, and I am… not. I envision myself being a danger to myself and others. But, gotta do it. So, I'll rent a bike, wobble around, and probably almost get run over by a seasoned Dane in a raincoat. I'm sure I'll laugh. Or cry. Maybe both.
Afternoon: Christiania. Oh boy. The most unique place. It's supposed to be a haven for free spirits, artsy types, and… well, everything. The whole thing is super quirky, and I suspect I'll feel a little weird. Taking photos is absolutely forbidden, so, I'll just observe and try not to make eye contact with anyone. The whole time I'm going to be so torn, with the feeling of "am I being a tourist?" I could easily spend a lot of time there, lost in thought, so I'll have to watch the time.
Evening: I'll try to find out a place where I can enjoy the Copenhagen's nightlife, or maybe I'll just crash into the apartment, who knows.
Day 3: Rosenborg Castle & Royal Realization (and Maybe a Danish Pastry Induced Coma)
Morning: I'm feeling slightly less jet-lagged today, so it's time to be a tourist tourist. Rosenborg Castle – home of the Danish crown jewels. I'm expecting serious bling. I'm sure there will be a tour explaining all the royal backstories, and I can almost smell the history already.
Late Morning/Early Afternoon: More of the castle complex. Take a nice walk through the gardens (if the weather cooperates, of course). Then… the crucial element: Danish pastries. I'm going full-on gluttony here. I'm looking for the best bakery. Probably taste testing a few. I might need a nap right after.
Afternoon: After a pastry coma, some more exploring. Maybe a museum. Maybe not. I haven't decided yet. I am feeling the urge to go to the National Museum of Denmark, if it's not going to be too boring. I hope I'll like it.
Evening: Dinner. I'm thinking a more "authentic" experience tonight. Maybe a cozy, candle-lit restaurant tucked away somewhere. Or, you know, I could just order pizza. No judgment. I would like to try a proper Danish meal, however.
Day 4: The Little Mermaid & Goodbye, Copenhagen…For Now (Probably)
Morning: The final day! Head to the Little Mermaid. Tourist trap? Absolutely. Do I care? Nope. I'm going to see her. I'll take a million photos, even though she's probably smaller than I expect.
Late Morning/Early Afternoon: Last-minute souvenir shopping. I'm not the best shopper. I'll wander around, grab a few things, and then realize I've spent way too much money on trinkets.
Afternoon: The inevitable: Leaving. Packing. Saying goodbye to the comfy bed (sniff). A final walk around the city, trying to soak up every last bit of "hygge." Going to the airport. And, you know, the usual airport drama.
Evening: Plane. Home. Probably dreaming of Danish pastries and the charming, slightly crazy, and impossibly beautiful city of Copenhagen.
Things That Might Happen (and Definitely Will):
- Get hopelessly lost (multiple times).
- Accidentally offend a local (sorry, in advance).
- Buy something I don't need.
- Eat way too much.
- Experience a moment of pure, unadulterated joy.
- Complain about the price of things.
- Fall in love with Copenhagen (almost guaranteed).
Okay, that's the rough plan. No promises this will actually happen as written. This is real life, after all. And real life is messy, unpredictable, and often involves a lot of coffee. Wish me luck!
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Copenhagen's Dream Apartment: The Round Tower Views! ✨ (Or, My Brain on Cobblestones and Croissants)
Okay, spill. Is the view *actually* as good as they say? Specifically, from the Round Tower?!
Alright, buckle up. This isn't some carefully curated Instagram post, okay? Here's the truth: YES. The view from the Round Tower is breathtaking. Like, "almost wept openly on a Tuesday morning with a coffee in hand" breathtaking. It's a panoramic hug from Copenhagen. Now, the apartment window? Slightly less panoramic, because, well, it's a window and not the whole tower. But still… AMAZING.
I remember the first time I saw it. I almost choked on my cardamom bun (a tragedy, I assure you). It was hazy, golden hour, and the light was just... *chefs kiss*. You could see the whole city stretching out, the spires of the churches, the colored buildings, the canals… It was a moment. A real, actual moment. A moment that temporarily erased the mountain of laundry I knew I had to face later.
Also, the wind. Sometimes, when the wind REALLY kicks up, you swear the whole building is going to take flight. Which, frankly, adds to the charm. (Mostly. Sometimes it's a bit unnerving at 3 am.)
How practical is the apartment *actually*? I mean, is it all just Instagrammable views and no place to, you know, live a life?
Practical? Hahaha. Okay, let's be real. This isn't a modern, perfectly-laid-out, minimalist dream. It's… *characterful*. Think "old bones with a fresh coat of paint." The kitchen is… compact. Let's just say if you're planning on hosting a five-course dinner party, you might need to rent a second apartment. The bathroom? Cute, but shower etiquette involves strategic maneuvering to avoid flooding the entire space. (Trust me, I’ve learned the hard way.)
And the steps! My god, the steps! It’s like a medieval workout every time you want to pop to the shops for milk. I swear, I've developed muscles I didn't even know I possessed. But hey, at least I’m not paying for a gym membership, right? Right?!
But see, that’s the thing. The imperfections? They’re part of the charm. They give the place *personality*. It's not sterile perfection; it's a *lived-in* kind of beautiful. It's a home, and not just a pretty picture.
What's it *really* like living in a historic building? Any quirky stories to share? Any major issues?
Quirky stories? Oh, you better believe it. Firstly, the ghosts. Ha! I am joking (mostly). But sometimes, the building creaks and groans in the night… Well, okay fine, I *may* have convinced myself I heard whispers once or twice. But it's probably just the wind. Definitely the wind.
Major issues? Let's just say plumbing in a building this old... can be a *bit* temperamental. There was a time, a dark, wet, and smelly time, where I shared my bathroom with a rather insistent leak. It took three days, a plumber who looked like a Viking (seriously), and a LOT of towels to get it sorted. The upside? I now know more about pipework than I ever thought humanly possible.
And then there’s the heating. Sometimes it's like living in a sauna. Other times, you're convinced Elsa from Frozen has taken up residence in the basement. Finding the perfect temperature is a quest, a noble one, but a difficult one, indeed.
Tell me about the noise. Is it constantly bustling with tourists? Are you plagued by noisy neighbors?
Okay. The noise. It's a factor, let's be honest. Copenhagen is a city that *lives*. During peak tourist season? Yes, you *will* hear the excited chatter, the clicking of cameras, and the rhythmic thud of tiny feet on the cobblestones. It's part of the deal. It's the *urban symphony*. (Or, you know, just noise.)
But here's the thing. It fades. You get used to it. And it's kind of... comforting? Knowing that you're in the heart of things. And honestly, those tourists are *delighted* to be there, and it’s a nice reminder than these places are special and you are very lucky. I mean, until the tour guides start using megaphones, then it a whole other level of noise. But who can blame them? (The views are worth it, honestly.)
As for neighbors? Mostly lovely. Except the one who *insists* on playing the tuba at 6 am on Saturdays. (He's apparently a "budding concertmaster." I hope his budding is very, very slow.)
What's the best thing about living there, and what's the worst? Be brutally honest!
Best Thing: Hands down, the view. Seriously. The view. It's a mood booster. It's a reminder of the beauty in the world. It's like having a tiny, beautiful slice of heaven in your living room (even if my living room is also my dining room, kitchen, and sometimes, my bedroom, too). Plus, the location! Everything is within walking distance. Bakeries, cafes, shops… it's a dream. Also, the smell of fresh bread wafting up through the streets. Ah... that smell... *sigh*.
Worst Thing: The steps. The. Steps. Did I mention the steps? And the plumbing. And the occasional draft. Okay, there are several "worst things." The steps, though, are a daily struggle. You develop a whole new level of appreciation for the concept of "one trip." Also, the constant worry that your coffee cup will slip in the kitchen and cascade down into the streets below. I have lived in constant terror of that. But that's city life, right?
Is it worth the hype? The price? Honestly… would you do it again?
Worth the hype? Look, I'm not going to pretend it's perfect. It's not. It's quirky, sometimes frustrating, and a little bit bonkers. But. Then the sun sets over the city, painting the sky in shades of orange and pink, and you stand at that window with your wine, and you… you just *know*.
The price? Let's just say I'm eating a lot of instant noodles. But hey, for the experience? For the feeling of being *in* Copenhagen, not just visiting? For that view that steals your breath every single time? Yes. A thousand times yes.
Would I do it again? In a heartbeat. Even with the stairs and the plumbing and the early-morning tuba serenades. BecauseHotel Search Tips
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