Escape to Paradise: Royal Ocean Beach Resort, Malvan, India Awaits!
Escape to Paradise: Royal Ocean Beach Resort, Malvan, India - The Unfiltered Review (With Bonus Ramblings!)
Alright, buckle up buttercups! This isn't your average, sterile travelogue. We're diving headfirst into Escape to Paradise: Royal Ocean Beach Resort in Malvan, and I'm about to spill the tea – the spicy masala tea, that is. Because let's be real, perfection is boring. And travel? It's messy, wonderful, and utterly unpredictable.
First Impressions: Did I Die and Go to Coastal Heaven? (Mostly, Yes.)
Okay, so picture this: I, a jaded travel writer who's seen more hotel rooms than my therapist, arrive in Malvan, India. The air is thick with the scent of salt and something deliciously… fishy. (In a good way, I promise!) The "Escape to Paradise" name? Not a lie. From the moment you see the place, you're thinking, "Okay, this is what Instagram was trying to show me." The views? Panoramic, postcard-perfect. Sigh.
Accessibility - Navigating with a Snuggle (and a Wheelchair?)
Now, I'm not in a wheelchair myself, but I'm always thinking about accessibility. And guys, listen up: Escape to Paradise tries. They have facilities for disabled guests, which is a HUGE plus. An elevator eases the journey up on the property. They even have an exterior corridor. That's a start! However, and this is where the "but" comes in…things in India are…well, different. I'm not sure how well the ramps are implemented, but honestly, I recommend contacting the hotel directly before you book for confirmation.
Safety First (Or, the Lack Thereof) - Honestly, That's The Indian Way!
Safety is a big thing, so let's cover this, a quick trip, shall we? There's CCTV in common areas and CCTV outside property, which is reassuring. Fire extinguishers are where they should be, and smoke alarms are present. Nice! They have security 24-hours, and do that thing in India where the staff is watching you 24-7.
Cleanliness and Safety - The Sanitizer Dance
Here's where things get interesting. They're clearly trying their best with COVID-19 protocols. They boast Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, and rooms sanitized between stays. They also have Hand sanitizer stations all over the place which is nice. The staff is trained in safety protocol and the kitchen has Sanitized kitchen and tableware items. You'll also find Individually-wrapped food options and you can also have Room sanitization opt-out available. Overall, good!
Rooms – My Little Ocean Sanctuary (Mostly)
Okay, the rooms. My room was…well it was more private and amazing! There's air conditioning, thank the gods, and a coffee/tea maker which is essential for survival. I had free bottled water (thirsty traveler!) and some bathrobes. There's a mirror (duh!), a refrigerator (score!), and a safe box (always a good idea). My room had a closet (very practical), a private bathroom, shower, and a desk. There's a window that opens (let the sea breeze in!) and a reading light.
Now, the but. The Wi-Fi. Specifically, the dreaded Internet access – wireless (aka, Wi-Fi). I'm not going to lie, the Wi-Fi's a bit…spotty. It's there, but it's not always your best friend. But hey, you're at the beach! Unplug! Embrace the digital detox! And if you really need to work, the Internet access – LAN (aka, a cable) is available.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking – My Tummy's Tale
Foodies, rejoice! The resort offers a delightful variety, including Asian cuisine in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant, and a Vegetarian restaurant. You can get breakfast [buffet], and a Breakfast [buffet]. You can have a Breakfast takeaway service if you are in a hurry. And because it's India, and because they love you, you can order from the 24-hour room service. There's a Bar, and a Poolside bar, perfect for sundowners. They also have a Coffee shop, a Snack bar, and a dessert offering.
The Food – A Love Story (Mostly)
Okay, here's my real highlight: The food. Forget diets, forget willpower. I ate everything. The Asian cuisine was exquisite, the curries were fragrant, and the seafood was unbelievably fresh. I had the most amazing thali (a platter of various dishes) at the Vegetarian restaurant. But honestly, sometimes it was just a Soup in restaurant and I was utterly elated.
Things to Do – Paradise Playground
Want to unwind? This place is a haven. They have a Fitness center, a Gym/fitness, a Sauna, a Steamroom, and a Spa. There's a Swimming pool (both Swimming pool and Swimming pool [outdoor]) and a Pool with view. They also have Massage, Body scrub, and Body wrap. Foot bath can be found there as well.
My Personal Malvan Moment – The Spa Debacle (and Triumph)
This is where it gets messy (in a good way!). The spa experience? Let's just say it was interesting. The lady doing my massage was lovely. The techniques were…unique, and the music was… well… it wasn't spa music. But honestly? I didn't care. The view from the treatment room was breathtaking, and by the end, I was so relaxed, I could barely remember my name. The imperfections? They made the experience even more memorable. (And the masala chai afterwards? Divine!)
Services and Conveniences – The Little Things That Matter
They've got all the basics covered. You can have Air conditioning in public area, Air conditioning in your room, and Cash withdrawal service to help you in a pinch. Currency exchange is available (the INR exchange rates are amazing). Daily housekeeping keeps everything tidy and functional. You can use the Elevator, and get Food delivery without any problems. They have Luggage storage, Laundry service, Ironing service and Dry cleaning. And for the business types, they have Business facilities, Audio-visual equipment for special events, Meetings, and Meeting/banquet facilities.
Getting Around - The Sweetest Parts of India
I recommend this. With Airport transfer available, you can keep it relaxed. They offer Car park [free of charge] and Car park [on-site]. I can tell you it's really nice, if you have a car. They also provided Taxi service and Valet parking, to help you out.
For the Kids - Family Fun!
I did not have kids, so this is a guess. They are Family/child friendly, and they have some Babysitting service available. They also have Kids facilities and a Kids meal.
The Verdict – Should You Go? (Spoiler: Yes!)
Escape to Paradise isn't perfect. It's got its quirks, its imperfections, its… well, Indiapendence. But that's precisely what makes it special. It's a place where you can truly escape. It's a place where you can relax, eat amazing food, soak up the sun, and leave your worries behind. Plus, the staff are incredibly kind and helpful (and patient with my terrible Hindi!).
The Real Offer – Book Now and Experience Paradise (With a Few Unexpected Adventures!)
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups! Because we're diving headfirst into a messy, glorious, and probably slightly sunburned itinerary for the Royal Ocean Beach Resort in Malvan, India. Forget perfect planning, this is about living it.
Royal Ocean Beach Resort: Malvan – The Messy, Wonderful Chaos Itinerary
Day 1: Arrival – Settle in (and Maybe Lose Your Sandals)
- Morning (7:00 AM - 12:00 PM): The dreaded journey! Let's face it, getting to paradise is always a comedy of errors. Flights delayed? Luggage vanished into the void? Hopefully, you're not arriving with a screaming child and an uncontrollable bladder. (I’ve been there. The bladder, not the child. Though, I have witnessed the screaming child scenario. Brutal.) Arrival at Dabolim Airport, Goa. And the taxi ride to Malvan… prepare for the winding roads, the honking, the cows (yes, the cows!). Pray to the travel gods you didn't leave your nausea medicine at home.
- Check-in (12:00 PM - 1:00 PM): Finally! Arriving at the Royal Ocean Beach Resort. I’m praying the room isn’t a dungeon. Check in, grab your key. Breathe in the salty air. Resist the urge to run screaming to the ocean immediately.
- Lunch & Beach Immersion (1:00 PM - 4:00 PM): Okay, NOW we run. Lunch at the resort restaurant. (Hopefully, the food is as good as the reviews suggest. I'm starving.) Then, straight to the beach. Seriously, just go. Dip your toes in the water. Get sand in places you didn't know sand could get. Warning: My first encounter with the Malvan beach involved a rogue wave and the epic loss of my favorite pair of sandals. Consider a backup plan.
- Relaxation & Resort Reconnaissance (4:00 PM - 7:00 PM): Time to become one with your sun lounger. Seriously, just zone out. Read a book (maybe. Let's be honest, probably scrolling through Instagram). Wander around the resort, get your bearings. Find the bar. Important step.
- Dinner & Sunset Drinks (7:00 PM onwards): Dinner at the resort restaurant again. This time, with a view. Sunset cocktails? Absolutely. Embrace the beauty. Try not to get too tipsy and make any questionable decisions about late-night beach swims (been there, done that, regretted every single sand-filled second).
Day 2: Scuba Diving, Sindhudurg Fort & That Damn Ocean
- Breakfast & Pre-Dive Prep (8:00 AM - 9:00 AM): Fuel up! Scuba diving is serious business (well, for me, it is. I’m slightly terrified of deep water). Pack snacks, water, and your “I survived the dive” medal (metaphorical, of course. Unless you manage to actually procure one. I'd be impressed).
- Scuba Diving Adventure! (9:00 AM - 1:00 PM): This is the BIG one. The main reason for this trip. The chance to see a whole other world! Boat trip, gear up, and… breathe. I can’t even describe the feeling of floating weightlessly underwater, surrounded by fish that look like living jewels. It's honestly breathtaking. The fear is real but the experience is one of the best. (Don’t be like me and hyperventilate; it's not a good look.) Note: Don’t forget to tip your dive instructor generously. They're the ones keeping you from becoming dinner for a particularly hungry barracuda.
- Lunch & Fort Exploration (1:00 PM - 4:00 PM): Post-dive lunch. You'll be famished. Then, off to Sindhudurg Fort. (Getting there by boat is part of the fun/chaos). This magnificent sea fort is a must-see. The architecture, the history… and the sheer effort it took to build this thing! It’s mind-blowing. Prepare for more sun exposure and possible sunburn.
- Beach & Chill (4:00 PM - 7:00 PM): After all that fort-exploring, you deserve some serious beach time. Find your spot, soak up the sun, and watch the waves. See if you can find those lost sandals. Don't hold your breath.
- Dinner & Entertainment (7:00 PM onwards): Dinner at the resort or at a local restaurant. If the resort has any entertainment (cultural performances, music), check it out. Or just embrace the peace and quiet. Depending on the day you might find the beach to be too noisy or perhaps too quiet.
Day 3: Temptation Island, Tarkarli, and Possibly Regret (and Delicious Food)
- Breakfast (8:00 AM - 9:00 AM): Another day, another breakfast. You’ll need it for the day ahead! Be prepared for an adventure that may involve a boat ride and perhaps a little bit of regret.
- Tarkarli Beach & Boating (9:00 AM - 1:00 PM): Tarkarli, the more popular beach. Take a boat trip. And try to go snorkeling if you can. If you enjoy swimming, this is a fantastic area. And try to keep the sand out of your phone.
- Lunch & Island Escapades (1:00 PM - 4:00 PM): Lunch somewhere in Tarkarli. The seafood here should be fresh, so make the most of it. You might get tempted to go on an island tour.
- Last Beach Session & Sunset (4:00 PM - 7:00 PM): One last chance to bask in the golden hour. Take a final swim. Listen to the waves. This is your time to reflect on the trip and how to make this a yearly thing.
- Farewell Dinner & Packing (7:00 PM onwards): A final glorious meal. Reminisce about the best (and worst) moments. Start packing. Try not to sob uncontrollably at the thought of leaving. Or, do. Embrace the emotion! Cry and laugh at the same time.
Day 4: Departure – Reality Hits (Along With the Traffic)
- Breakfast & Last-Minute Moments (8:00 AM - 10:00 AM): Squeeze in one last swim. One last sunrise. One last everything. Say goodbye to the staff. They’ve probably seen it all by now, especially after reading this.
- Check-out & Travel (10:00 AM - 1:00 PM): Check out of the resort. Taxi ride back to Dabolim Airport. Brace yourself for the traffic, the heat, and the impending return to the real world.
- Departure & Reflection (1:00 PM onwards): Board your flight. As you fly away, look down at the coastline. Remember the sunshine, the laughter, the food. And maybe, just maybe, the lost sandals. Start planning your return. You’re going to need it.
Important Disclaimers:
- This itinerary is a suggestion. Feel free to deviate. Get lost. Make mistakes. That's where the best memories are made.
- The food coma is real. Embrace it.
- Sunscreen. Apply it. Religiously. Your skin will thank you.
- Be prepared for the unexpected. Things will go wrong. Embrace the chaos. Laugh at it. That's what it's all about.
- Most importantly - have fun!
Escape to Paradise: Royal Ocean Beach Resort - Malvan, India! (Yeah, We've Been There)
Okay, so... what's the actual *vibe* of this place? Like, Instagram vs. Reality?
Alright, let's be real. Instagram's a *lie*. Royal Ocean Beach Resort? It's... charming. Think slightly faded grandeur, a tad rustic, but with *heart*. The pictures online? They're good. Honestly, they're good. But the reality? The reality is that you might find a slightly wonky sunbed, a lizard or two sunning themselves on the porch (totally charming, eventually), and the occasional power outage. (Bring a power bank, trust me on this one). But the *vibe*? Laid-back, families splashing, the smell of seafood grilling… It's definitely got that 'getaway from it all' feel. It’s not the Four Seasons, but hey, the prices ain't either, and the *soul* is way more present.
The Beach! Is it, you know… *beachy*? Is it crowded? Is it clean? Dish the dirt, please!
The beach… Okay, so I’ve got a *thing* about beaches. Like, it's gotta be *good*. And this one? It's… pretty good. The sand is that lovely golden colour you expect from the Konkan coast. Clean? Mostly! You'll find the occasional plastic bottle – let's face it, plastic is everywhere. But the resort staff are generally pretty good at keeping things tidy. Crowded? It depends. We went in what we thought was the off-season, and it was wonderfully empty some days. Then... some Indian holidays rolled in, and suddenly it was *packed*! Kids everywhere, people playing cricket… it was amazing chaos, honestly. Just be prepared for the spectrum. Seriously, bring a book or something if it gets too much. They’ll probably be playing loud Bollywood music, but hey, you *are* in India, right?
Food! What's the story? I'm a picky eater, help!
Okay, the food. This is where it gets interesting. The restaurant at Royal Ocean Beach is… authentic. Think fresh seafood, cooked with passion. You *must* try the fish thali; it's a life-changer, if you love seafood. Seriously. The prawns! Unbelievable. (Okay, *I* loved the prawns, my other half, bless his heart, is a vegetarian, and the options for him were a *bit* limited. He survived on daal and paneer for a week). They do a decent continental breakfast, but embrace the local flavours. Go for the breakfast *poha*, the upma... *trust me*. And if you're a picky eater, well, maybe embrace the adventure? You're in India! Branch out. Try something new! And if all else fails, there's probably going to be rice and some form of curry. Don't be afraid to ask. The staff are generally very patient and helpful.
Rooms: are they actual rooms? Or like, glorified tents? (I'm dramatic.)
The rooms! *Right.* Okay, so they're *rooms*. Proper rooms. Not tents. Thank goodness. They're a little… basic, maybe? But they're clean, spacious-ish, and they do the job. The air conditioning works (mostly), and the beds are comfortable enough after a long day on the beach. Some of the ocean-facing rooms have *amazing* views. Definitely try to get one of those, even if you have to sweet-talk the staff. I will say, sometimes the water pressure in the shower was a little… weak. And the hot water wasn’t always reliable, but hey, when you are in that much heat, a cold shower is actually kinda refreshing. It’s all part of the charm, right? Or at least, that’s what I keep telling myself.
Activities? Besides sitting on the beach and eating prawns, what's there to *do*?
Okay, so, you *could* spend your entire trip on the beach, and honestly, I wouldn't blame you. But Malvan and the surrounding areas have a bit more to offer. Scuba diving and snorkeling are popular – the waters are clear (sometimes!), and the marine life is pretty cool. Sindhudurg Fort is worth a visit; it’s a fascinating old sea fort and the boat trip over is an experience. There is also the Tarkarli beach which is a must visit. You could check out the local markets for souvenirs. But really, the main ‘activity’ is relaxation. Embrace the slow pace of life. Read a book. Sip a Kingfisher. Watch the sunset. That's pretty much the deal. You might not be go-karting, but you WILL be happy. Probably.. unless the power cuts again. (See above! Power bank!).
What About the Staff? Are they nice? (Because I'm sensitive, and I need reassurance.)
Oh, the staff! Okay, here's the truth: the staff are absolute *gems*. They're genuinely friendly, helpful, and they'll do everything they can to make your stay enjoyable. Yes, you might encounter the occasional language barrier, but most of them speak some English, and they are incredibly patient. They remembered our names, they remembered our drink orders, and they even helped us figure out how to arrange a taxi to the airport. They went above and beyond. Seriously, I don't think I've ever met a friendlier bunch of people. Tip them well. They deserve it. They really do.
Is it a good place for kids? What about couples? Or solo travellers?
Alright, so here’s the breakdown, as I see it:
- Kids: Yes! Absolutely. The beach is generally safe (although, always supervise!), and there’s plenty of space to run around. Lots of families there.
- Couples: Romantic? Possibly. The sunsets are gorgeous, and a quiet walk on the beach is lovely. But maybe not *super* romantic. It could be, depending on your definition!
- Solo Travellers: Fine, but it’s a little quiet, so if you are looking to party, this perhaps isn't your place. But if you are craving some peace and quiet, it is the perfect escape.
Any major drawbacks? Things to watch out for?
Okay, let's get the negativity out the way, shall we?
- Power Outages: Seriously, pack a power bank. It’s hit or miss.
- Wi-Fi: Don’t be expecting lightning-fast internet. It’s there, but temper your expectations.
- Mosquitoes: Bring repellent. Especially if you're prone to bites!
- Location: Malvan is a bit off the beaten path.Findelicious HotelsRoyal Ocean Beach Resort Malvan India
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