Escape to Paradise: Vue Grand Hotel, Queenscliff's Coastal Gem
Escape to Paradise: Vue Grand Hotel, Queenscliff - A Real Review (Messy, Honest, and Hopefully Helpful)
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the Vue Grand Hotel in Queenscliff. Forget those polished brochures and carefully curated Instagram feeds. I'm going to give you the real deal, warts and all, a messy, honest review from someone who just escaped there. Seriously, I needed this.
Accessibility: Navigating the Grand Dame
Okay, let's start with the important stuff. I'm happy to say, the Vue Grand seems to be making an effort. Wheelchair accessible? Yes, there are facilities for disabled guests. Elevator? Yep, you won't have to scale the heights if you're not feeling up to it. I didn't personally test all of it, but the setup seemed thoughtful. Access in general seemed pretty good, though you'd probably want to call and confirm specific room accessibility needs, just to be absolutely sure.
Cleanliness & Safety: Feeling Safe and Sound (ish)
This is a big one these days. I'm a bit of a germaphobe, so I paid extra attention. They've clearly put in a lot of effort. Anti-viral cleaning products, daily disinfection in common areas, hand sanitizer stations everywhere. Check, check, and check. Room sanitization opt-out available - appreciated. Individually-wrapped food options… well, it’s good to see them being super careful. Staff trained in safety protocol. I saw them cleaning, and they looked like they knew what they were doing. Cashless payment service, first aid kit, doctor/nurse on call all good, reassuring signs.
My Take: Look, it's not perfect. The world isn't. But I felt safe. The sanitization and hygiene protocols are solid. They're trying, and that's important right now.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Culinary Adventure… with a Few Stumbles
Okay, let's talk food. Because let's be honest, that's usually a huge part of a getaway, right?
- The Restaurant Situation: The main restaurant is a beautiful space – elegant. The A la carte, buffet in restaurant… The food itself? Mixed bag. International cuisine, Western cuisine, Asian cuisine… They try to offer a little bit of everything. My advice? Stick to the staples. The fish and chips? Decent. The fancy stuff? Hit or miss. One afternoon, I ordered a salad that was, and I am not kidding, just a pile of iceberg lettuce. I mean… SERIOUSLY? But in the morning, the Breakfast [buffet]? The Western breakfast options were pretty good. I had a delicious omelet.
- Poolside Bar Vibes: Poolside bar! They have one. The cocktails were okay. The view, however, was stunning. Sipping a drink with that water view? Absolutely heavenly.
- Coffee Shop: A quick caffeine fix, nothing mind-blowing, but convenient.
- Room Service (24-hour): Didn’t try it, but the option is there.
- Snack bar: Useful, but nothing special.
- Coffee/tea in restaurant, bottle of water, desserts in restaurant, salad in restaurant, soup in restaurant… standard stuff, nothing to shout about
Anecdote Alert: Once, during the happy hour, I thought, "I deserve this." So, I got a drink and watched the sunset. It was absolutely breathtaking.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter
This is where the Vue Grand shines, with air conditioning in public area, concierge, daily housekeeping, doorman, dry cleaning, elevator, facilities for disabled guests, food delivery, gift/souvenir shop, ironing service, laundry service, luggage storage, safety deposit boxes… It's all the little details that make a stay feel comfortable.
- Internet & Technology: Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Thank goodness. Although, the occasional buffering got a little annoying.
- For the Kids: Babysitting service, family/child friendly, kids facilities, kids meal… They cater to families. It seemed like a great place for a family getaway, though I didn't experience it personally.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax: Spa Shenanigans and Coastal Bliss
Okay, let's talk about the escape part. This is where the Vue Grand really tries to deliver on its "Paradise" promise. And, honestly, sometimes it does, and sometimes… well, it doesn't quite hit the mark.
- Spa Situation: Spa! Yes, the spa is a highlight. I booked a massage (massage) and it was divine. The masseuse was skilled, I relaxed, and I felt like a new person after (Body scrub, Body wrap, footbath..) The Sauna, Steamroom, Spa/sauna were all great. Perfect for a rainy Queencliff day.
- Fitness Center: I confess, I didn't use the fitness center (whispers) but it was there, looking shiny and modern.
- Swimming Pool: Swimming pool [outdoor], Pool with view! Heaven. Just pure, unadulterated bliss. I spent hours just floating, staring at the water.
- Other Relaxing Activities: Terrace – perfect for a cuppa. The hotel is in Queenscliff, with lots of things to do. The area is beautiful, and you can explore the beach and the quirky shops and cafes.
The "Getting Around" Bit:
- Car Park [free of charge] – Bonus!
- Taxi service – Available, if needed.
The Room: Your Personal Oasis (Hopefully)
My room? Lovely. Non-smoking? Yep. Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathrooms phone, Blackout curtains, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Mini bar, Mirror, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Satellite/cable channels, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens. It had everything you'd expect. The bed was comfy, the space was well-appointed, and I really appreciated having that window that opens to let in the fresh sea air. I felt like I had my own little sanctuary.
My One Big Complaint (and it's minor): The lighting in the bathroom was terrible. It was like trying to apply makeup in a cave.
For the Kids: Babysitting service, family/child friendly, kids facilities, kids meal… They seem to be really accommodating, which is great.
The Verdict: Escape to Paradise? Mostly, Yes!
Look, the Vue Grand Hotel isn't perfect. There are a few little rough edges and occasional culinary letdowns. But overall? It's a beautiful hotel in a stunning location. The staff is friendly, the spa is fantastic, and the pool area is pure joy. It's a place to relax, unwind, and escape the everyday grind. Final Thoughts
- My biggest takeaway: Book a room with a view.**The coastal vistas will make your stay.
- Would I go back? Absolutely. Especially if they improve that bathroom lighting!
- Recommendation: Do it. Just go. You deserve a break.
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Why Vue Grand Hotel?
- Prime Location: Nestled in the heart of Queenscliff, with stunning coastal views. Close to Things to do.
- Luxurious Amenities: Relax by the Pool with a View, indulge in our Spa/Sauna, and enjoy on-site restaurants.
- Accessibility: We provide Facilities for Disabled Guests, and are Wheelchair Accessible.
- Clean & Safe: Our Anti-viral Cleaning Products, Daily Disinfection in Common Areas, and Staff Trained in Safety Protocol ensures a comfortable experience.
- Family Friendly and **Couple's Room
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into a Queen's-Cliff-sized puddle of glorious chaos. This isn't your pristine, perfectly-packaged travel brochure. This is real life, people. And Vue Grand? We're about to get intimate.
The Vue Grand Hotel: A Queen's Cliff Odyssey (and Let's Face It, a Few Mess-Ups)
Day 1: Arrival, Anticipation, and That Awkward First Impression
- 1:00 PM: Arrive at Geelong. Okay, first hiccup. The train was delayed again. Honestly, Victorian trains are a conspiracy, I swear. But hey, at least the sun was shining, and the sea air was already whispering promises of salty goodness. Found a ridiculously overpriced coffee at the station. It was as lukewarm as my social skills after a long flight.
- 2:30 PM: Taxi from Geelong to the Vue Grand. The drive… scenic, I guess? I was too busy mentally rehearsing my "casual but impressed" greeting for the receptionist. Tried to seem nonchalant… failed miserably. Probably looked like a deer caught in headlights.
- 3:00 PM: Check-in. The lobby… Wow. Seriously, wow. Grand. Opulent. Like, proper "I probably can't afford to break anything" type of grand. I swear, I nearly tripped over the ornate rug just from trying to seem cool. The room was exactly as I hoped, and I immediately had a little moment of "pinch me, I'm here!"
- 3:30 PM - 5:00 PM: Explored the hotel, and I decided to settle into a corner in the charming library. The books! Seriously, every page was screaming, "read me, read me!" I selected an old novel and actually focused. I was in my element. This place was growing on me.
- 5:00 PM: Afternoon Tea is mandatory. Oh, yes. Tiny sandwiches, delicate scones, clotted cream… I nearly devoured the entire tray. Seriously, manners went out the window. The clotted cream was heaven, even if I felt like I ate my weight in carbs afterward.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner at the Vue Grand restaurant. Okay, this is where things get interesting. The food was incredible, yes. The wine list was… intimidating. I panicked and ordered the cheapest Pinot Noir. Turns out, it was pretty decent. The waiter looked at me like I was a simpleton, but who cares? This is my vacation!
- 9:00 PM: Post-dinner stroll along the esplanade. The sunset! Holy mother of sunsets, it was breathtaking. Took a million photos, which will end up looking exactly the same on my phone. Decided to head back to the hotel. Attempted to find the bar… got lost. Again.
Day 2: Adventures in Awkwardness and Coastal Bliss
- 8:00 AM: Woke up ridiculously early thanks to jet lag and the sun. Coffee and a newspaper (another overpriced one) in the hotel.
- 9:00 AM: Attempted to explore Queen’scliff itself. Realized I had no idea where I was going. Wandered aimlessly for an hour, finally found the beach. The beach! Rugged, windswept, utterly gorgeous. Walked along the coast, kicking up the sand and relishing the sounds of the ocean.
- 10:00 AM - 12:00 PM: My grand plan? Kayak tour. Turns out, my kayaking skills were about as impressive as my train-catching abilities. Capsized almost immediately. Soaked. Humiliated. Mortified. But, hey, the views were still incredible, and at least the water was refreshing!
- 12:00 PM: Lunch at a tiny cafe. I was still dripping wet, but who cares? I ordered fish and chips because that’s what one does by the sea. They were delicious. The lady running the cafe gave me a sympathetic look when I told her what had happened.
- 1:00 PM - 3:00 PM: Museum time. Found a local maritime museum. Super interesting! Some stories of shipwrecks and daring rescues. I loved it.
- 3:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Back to the hotel. Nap time. (Afternoon kayaking was a bit much.)
- 6:00 PM: Pre-dinner drinks at the Vue Grand bar. I managed to find it this time! Chatting with the bartender. Turns out he knows everything about the area. He gave me some good restaurant tips, too. And a few good laughs.
- 7:30 PM: Dinner at the recommended restaurant. More delicious food, and a slightly more elevated wine choice. Feeling like a proper grown-up for once.
- 9:00 PM: Attempted to watch a movie in my room. Fell asleep after five minutes.
Day 3: Serenity, Seafood, and Sad Farewells (and Promises of Return!)
- 9:00 AM: Blissful breakfast in my room. Fresh fruit, toast, and a cup of coffee. I savored every bite.
- 10:00 AM: Final stroll through the hotel. I had gotten to know the place. Took one last look at the stunning architecture.
- 11:00 AM: Checked out of Vue Grand. The whole experience felt like a warm, luxurious hug. It wasn't perfect - far from it; but those imperfections, the unexpected dips and turns, the moments of awkwardness, they made the entire journey feel just right.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch at a seafood restaurant. The best fish I'd ever tasted. The salty air, the fresh seafood, the simple pleasure of a good meal… I was content.
- 1:00 PM - 2:00 PM: One last wander around the town. Buying gifts and souvenirs – it was so nice.
- 2:00 PM: Head back to Geelong for the train.
- 4:00 PM: Train back to the city.
- Thoughts: The Vue Grand was more than just a hotel; it was an experience. Yes, there were hiccups, missteps, and moments of sheer blundering. But, the beauty of Queen'scliff, and the charm of the Vue Grand, made everything worthwhile. Feeling incredibly melancholy about leaving.
- Note to self: Definitely coming back. And next time? Bring a swimsuit that doesn't leak. And maybe, just maybe, try learning how to kayak properly.
So, is the Vue Grand Hotel actually *grand*? Or just… grand-ish?
The rooms… are they as romantic as the pictures suggest? (Asking for a friend… cough cough.)
What's the food like at the Vue Grand? The restaurant? Is it… good?
Is the Vue Grand Hotel in a good location? I'm not trying to spend my holiday stuck inside.
Are there any hidden costs or sneaky surprises I should know about?
Okay, so the rotating restaurant is… a thing. But do I *have* to eat there? Is there a good bar situation?
Is the Vue Grand Hotel family-friendly? Or is it more of a couples' getaway kind of place?
Right, what's the *absolute best* thing about staying at the Vue Grand? What's the one thing that makes it worth the visit?
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