Escape to Heaven: Santa Chiara B&B, Sulmona, Italy
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into my Sulmona, Italy, escapade – a stay at the oh-so-intriguing Escape to Heaven: Santa Chiara B&B. Forget those sterile, cookie-cutter reviews. This is the raw, unvarnished truth, sprinkled with a healthy dose of Italian sunshine (and maybe a dash of my own neuroses). Prepare for the ride!
First, let's get the practical stuff – the "boring" bits – outta the way. (But hey, it's important, right?)
Accessibility (and the Slightly Annoying Truth)
Look, the website says "facilities for disabled guests", and the elevator is a Godsend if you're on a higher floor. But let's be brutally honest – Italy's not exactly known for its flat, perfectly navigable streets. Sulmona itself? Charmingly hilly and cobbled. The B&B’s not going to be your best bet for an entirely accessible experience, you know? Double-check with them directly about specifics, like bathroom accessibility, before you book if this is crucial for you. Because while the building itself has an elevator, the surrounding city… well, let's just say you'll be getting a workout.
On-site Accessible Restaurants/Lounges (Uh, Not Really)
Nope. Not really. You're in a historic building. That means charming nooks and crannies, not sprawling, universally accessible spaces. Best to double-check before you book! This is, again, a historic building.
Cleanliness and Safety (Thank Goodness!)
Okay, this is where Santa Chiara shines. Amidst the pandemic pandemonium, I felt genuinely safe. They had all the boxes ticked:
- Anti-viral cleaning products: Yep.
- Hand sanitizer everywhere: Check.
- Daily disinfection in common areas: Yup.
- Rooms sanitized between stays: Absolutely.
- Individually-wrapped food options: You betcha.
- Staff trained in safety protocol: They seemed genuinely on the ball.
- Safe dining setup: Tables spaced apart, you know the drill.
And, honestly, the place felt clean. Not sterile-hospital clean, but genuinely well maintained. Gave me a good sense of peace of mind. I'm honestly kinda freaked out by shared surfaces now, so this was appreciated.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking (Food, glorious food!)
Alright, let's talk food! I had breakfast every morning, and it was a pretty solid start to the day.
- Breakfast [buffet]: It was a buffet, but a very well-managed one. The croissants were decent.
- A la carte in restaurant: Definitely available.
- Coffee/tea in restaurant: Essential. The coffee was strong.
- Restaurants: They have an on-site restaurant.
- Poolside bar: There is a pool, and there is a bar!
- Happy hour. The bar and pool are both perfect for that.
I can’t comment of the rest of the restaurant since I spent most of my time exploring the city and eating pizzas and pastas.
Services and Conveniences (The Small but Important Stuff)
- Air conditioning in public area: Blessedly, yes! Needed that!
- Concierge: Helpful, and spoke excellent English (thank goodness!).
- Daily housekeeping: The room was spotless every day.
- Elevator: A lifesaver. Seriously, I’m a lady.
- Laundry service: They have one.
- Wi-Fi for special events: Pretty good wifi.
- Luggage storage: Stored my baggage.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax (Ahhh…)
- Pool with view: Oh, that pool. Incredible! The view of the valley was breathtaking. Just… wow. I spent an afternoon there, and it was absolute bliss. Pure, unadulterated relaxation. I read a book (a real paper book!), sipped a cocktail, and felt the stress just melt away.
- Spa/sauna: Yup! They had both. Didn't partake, but they looked tempting.
- Massage: Available. And I really wish I'd booked one. Next time, for sure.
- Fitness center, Gym/fitness: Available, you get my point.
- Terrace: Gorgeous terrace to chill.
Available in all rooms
- Bathroom phone: Not that I called anyone from the bathroom.
- Additional toilet: Nice to have.
- Air conditioning: Essential when visiting in the summer.
- Alarm clock: I always have my own alarm.
- Bathrobes: Comfy.
- Bathtub: Nice to have.
- Blackout curtains: Sleeping in was easy.
- Closet: Room to put my clothes.
- Coffee/tea maker: Needed, I can't live without.
- Complimentary tea: Nice touch.
- Daily housekeeping: The room was always well kept.
- Desk: Good for writing.
- Extra long bed: Spacious.
- Free bottled water: Nice.
- Hair dryer: Useful.
- High floor: Made the view all that better.
- In-room safe box: Safe.
- Interconnecting room(s) available: Good for family.
- Internet access – LAN: Available as well.
- Internet access – wireless The wifi was good.
- Ironing facilities: Useful.
- Laptop workspace: Good for writing.
- Linens: Soft.
- Mini bar: Expensive.
- Mirror: Necessary
Getting Around (And My Utter Lack of Car Skills)
- Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site]: Parking on-site, a huge bonus in a town like Sulmona.
- Airport transfer: Available I believe.
- Taxi service: Available.
Now, For the Soul-Searching… (What Really Makes This Place Tick)
Okay, forget the checklists for a moment. What really made this B&B special? For me? It was the feeling. The feeling of being immersed.
The location, first. Sulmona is stunning – medieval charm, surrounded by mountains, and the air smells like fresh-baked pastries. (Seriously, the bakery down the street… sigh). Santa Chiara put you right in the heart of it. You could walk to everything. The B&B is in the old town, not some soulless hotel district.
But the real magic? Okay, I'm getting a little gushy here, but here it goes – the pool.
Picture this: you've spent the morning exploring Sulmona, getting happily lost in the market, trying to master the art of gelato consumption (still working on it). You’re hot, your feet are a little tired, and you’re craving a serious dose of chill.
Then you return to Santa Chiara. You walk through the cool, stone-walled corridors, and suddenly… BAM! The pool. And the view.
It's stunning. The pool area has views of the incredible valley and the mountain that surrounds it. The water is crystal clear, the sun is beaming, and suddenly, all your worries about the world vanish. You can order a delicious cocktail. I spent hours there, just… existing. Just being. It was the perfect antidote to a world that sometimes feels a little too… much.
The Imperfections, Because Life Isn’t Perfect (And That’s Okay!)
Look, it wasn’t all roses. The breakfast was a bit basic (though the coffee was good, as I said). The walls? Yeah, they might be a little thin. I could hear the neighbor's… well, let's just leave it at that. Some things are best left to the imagination. (Just pack some earplugs!) The shower pressure, sometimes, could be a bit… temperamental.
But honestly? You’re in Italy. The minor imperfections become part of the charm. It’s all part of the adventure.
The Verdict (And My Slightly Over-the-Top Recommendation)
Escape to Heaven: Santa Chiara B&B in Sulmona? Absolutely.
It’s not perfect. It’s not all things to all people (especially if you need immaculate accessibility). But it has a soul. It offers an experience. It gives you a chance to unwind, to breathe, and to feel the magic of Italy.
My Emotional Reaction? I had an amazing time. I will be coming back.
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Sulmona or Bust! (And Maybe Bust a Gut Laughing Along the Way) - My Chaotic B&B Adventure
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your average, perfectly-planned travel diary. This is more like a messy, love-letter-slash-rant to Sulmona, Abruzzo, and that ridiculously charming B&B, Santa Chiara. Prepare for rapid-fire thoughts, questionable decisions, and a healthy dose of Italian charm (and chaos).
Pre-Trip Anticipation & Pre-B&B Jitters (Because Let's be Real)
- Weeks Before: Okay, so the idea was idyllic. Rolling hills, medieval charm, confetti-filled almond sweets (Sulmona's famous for them, duh!), and a cozy B&B to call home. Reality? My brain was a tangled spaghetti of flight confirmations, train schedules, and "do I really know enough Italian to order a coffee?" Anxiety, folks, is a cruel mistress.
- Days Before: Packing. Pure. Nightmare. How many scarves does one woman need? And the shoes! The shoes! Were they practical? Stylish? Both? (Spoiler alert: They were neither, resulting in blisters and regret).
- Hours Before: The flight! Delayed, naturally. Cue the internal monologue: "Is this a sign? Am I meant to be here? Maybe I should have just stayed home and watched Netflix." But then I remembered the gelato. And suddenly, everything was right with the world.
Day 1: Landed! Panic! Pasta! (In Roughly That Order)
- Arrival: Sulmona! Finally! The train station looked straight out of a Fellini film. Gorgeous, slightly crumbling, and smelling faintly of diesel and possibility. Found Santa Chiara (which was blessedly close to the station) after a mild, slightly hysterical, "Am I going the right way?" moment.
- The B&B - Immediate Impression: Santa Chiara is not fancy-pants. It's homey. It's a little worn around the edges (in a good way, like a well-loved leather jacket). The owner, a woman named Maria (who, I suspect, is secretly a queen), greeted me with a smile and a kiss on both cheeks. INSTANTLY felt an inch less frazzled.
- The Room: My room! Tiny, but with a view of the mountains. The bed was seriously comfortable, and there was a bizarre (but utterly charming) collection of antique furniture. I spent a solid ten minutes just staring at a dusty old gramophone, imagining the stories it could tell.
- Lunch (Or Rather, The Mission for Lunch): Okay, hunger was a monster. Dropped my bags and immediately set off to find pasta. Not just any pasta, mind you. I wanted the real deal. Wound up at a tiny trattoria recommended by Maria, and ordered the maccheroni alla chitarra (guitar-string pasta) with tomato sauce. Oh. My. God. It was the kind of pasta that makes you close your eyes and moan with pure, unadulterated pleasure. I ate the entire plate, even though I was already full. No regrets.
- Wandering & Getting Utterly Lost (and Loving It): The afternoon was dedicated to getting lost. Wandered through the Piazza Garibaldi, dodging scooters and soaking up the atmosphere. The town is a maze of narrow streets, and I was constantly pulling out my phone to check my bearings (and then promptly putting it back to enjoy the view); but I found a fountain, a gelato shop, and a handful of stray cats who seemed to approve of my presence.
- Dinner: Another Pasta Triumph: Back at the trattoria. Couldn't resist. This time I got the arrosticini (grilled lamb skewers). So so so good. The wine was cheap and cheerful. And I swear, I saw the waiter wink at me. (Maybe it was the wine).
Day 2: Almonds, Art, and a Near-Disaster with a Scooter
- Breakfast: Maria's breakfast! Crusty bread, homemade jam, fresh coffee. And, of course, a bowl overflowing with those confetti-filled almonds. Tried (and failed) to resist eating the entire bowl.
- The Almond Factory: Okay, I was obsessed with the almond sweets. So, naturally, I had to visit a factory. It was an experience. The air was thick with the sweet smell of sugar and almonds. Watched them being made. Bought way too many (but hey, souvenirs!).
- The Church of Santa Maria Maggiore: Breathtaking. Truly. The beauty of the church itself almost moved me to tears. The architectural style just speaks to the heart.
- The Roman Aqueduct: Walked around the old town, taking pictures of the remaining parts of the roman aqueduct.
- The Scooter Incident (or: How I Almost Became a Sulmona Statistic): Remember those scooters? Well, I, in my infinite wisdom, thought it would be a brilliant idea to rent one. Two seconds into my "driving" experience, I realized I was utterly terrible at it. Almost took out a parked car, a small dog, and a very grumpy-looking man with all those almonds I bought. Abandoned the scooter idea, much to the relief of everyone (including myself). Stick to walking, Sarah, stick to walking.
- More Pasta (Yes, Again!): Dinner was another pasta-centric affair. This time, I tried a different trattoria. The service was slow, the waiter was a bit surly, and the pasta was…okay. A humbling reminder that not everything in Italy is perfect. But the company was good. (Made friends with a small, fluffy dog that kept sneaking under my table).
Day 3: Monastery Mystique & The Great Gelato Taste-Off
- Morning Excursion: Hired a taxi to take me to the Abbey of Santo Spirito, a stunning 13th-century monastery. The drive through the mountains was incredible. The monastery itself was filled with an odd peace, like my mind had been so exhausted, that it felt right.
- The Great Gelato Taste-Off: Okay, so I took the whole "research" aspect of the trip VERY seriously. This meant sampling gelato from every shop in Sulmona. It meant buying new shoes because I had walked so much that the soles had worn. It meant a stomach that was consistently happy. The winner? A tiny shop tucked away on a side street with the most amazing pistachio gelato ever. (If you go, find it. Trust me.)
- Farewell Dinner (and Tears, Apparently): Went back to the original trattoria for one last pasta feast. The waiter recognized me, winked (again!), and brought me a glass of the good stuff. The owner told me, "Arrivederci, amica." And suddenly, I was hit with a wave of melancholy. I didn't want to leave. Did I shed a tear or two? Maybe. Don't judge me.
Departure: (Sobbing, in Italian, Mostly)
- The train station. Again. This time, it felt different. More bittersweet. Said goodbye to Maria with a massive hug. Promised to come back. (I meant it.)
- The journey home was a blur of jet lag and post-holiday blues.
- But the memories? The taste of that pasta? The charm of Santa Chiara? That perfect pistachio gelato? They're not going away.
Final Thoughts (or, My Random, Rambling Advice):
- Go to Sulmona: Seriously. Just go.
- Stay at Santa Chiara: It's not fancy, but it's perfect.
- Embrace the Chaos: Things rarely go perfectly. Get lost. Order the wrong thing. Laugh at yourself. That's the real magic of travel.
- Eat ALL the Pasta: No regrets.
- Learn a few Italian phrases: Even a little goes a long way.
- Buy those almond sweets: You'll thank me later.
- Scooters are evil. (Just trust me on that one.)
- Go home… or not.
- Arrivederci Sulmona! Until we meet again.
So, is this place REALLY as heavenly as the name suggests? 'Cause I'm cynical.
The website photos are… perfect. Is it REALLY that gorgeous? Or are we talking Photoshop magic?
What's breakfast like? Is it a croissant and a sad coffee situation? Because I need more than that.
The location? Is it central? Easy to get around? 'Cause I don't wanna be lugging suitcases up cobblestone hills all day.
Okay, let's talk staff. Are they friendly? Do they speak English? 'Cause my Italian is... well, nonexistent.
What about the rooms? Are they comfy? Clean? Modern? Or are we talking dusty relics from the 70s?
Give me the real deal – what was the *worst* thing? Seriously, no place is perfect.
Sulmona itself – is it worth a visit? What's the vibe?
Any insider tips? Secret things I should know?
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