Escape to Paradise: Casa Bormioli, Your Dream Procida Getaway
Escape to Paradise: Casa Bormioli - Procida, OMG, You Have To See This! (A Real Review - No Fake Smiles Here)
Alright, alright. Let's talk Casa Bormioli in Procida. You're picturing it already, aren't you? Pastel houses clinging to cliffs, crystal-clear water begging you to jump in, and that irresistible Italian dolce vita oozing from every crevice. Well, buckle up buttercup, because Casa Bormioli is basically Procida condensed into pure, unadulterated, postcard-perfect bliss. And honestly? It's got some serious pros and cons, so let's get messy with it.
Let's Start with the Basics, Because, You Know, Life's Not Always Sunsets and Aperol Spritzes:
(Accessibility) - Sigh. Okay, this is where things get a little wonky. Accessibility is… well, patchy. I wouldn't call it "wheelchair accessible" in the traditional sense. Procida itself is a hilly island, and Casa Bormioli follows suit. There are some elevators, but navigating the whole property might be a challenge for some. Honestly, it depends on your needs. If you're looking for perfectly flat, seamless accessibility, this might not be the place for you. That said, the staff really try, and are super helpful.
(Internet Access - Seriously, Is This 2005?) - Thank God for Wi-Fi. They boast Wi-Fi in all rooms, and it mostly works. Let's be honest, the internet in Italy is often a lottery. You'll get a LAN connection in your room if you need super-reliable internet, (and I mean, who needs super-reliable internet on Procida?). Wi-Fi in the public areas is there too, which is handy for when you want to show off your vacation pics!
(Cleanliness and Safety – Covid Times, Man!) Right, so, the post-pandemic paranoia is REAL. But guess what? Casa Bormioli seems to get it. They've got all the right boxes ticked. Anti-viral cleaning products? Check. Daily disinfection in common areas? Check. Hand sanitizer everywhere? Check. Room sanitization between stays? CHECK. I mean, they go ham. Felt pretty safe, to be honest. I didn't see anyone actively getting sick, which, in my book, is a win. Plus, the staff wears masks and is trained in safety protocols, which is a plus!
(Dining, Drinking & Snacking – Oh. My. GAWD.) Okay, hold onto your hats. This is where things get really good.
- The Restaurants and more: Okay, the restaurants - plural, because there are a few options. You can order a la carte in the restaurant, or you can grab a little something from the snack bar by the pool. The food is simply stunning. Authentic, local, fresh. I stuffed my face with pasta, fresh tomatoes, and the best damn bruschetta I’ve EVER had. There's a buffet in the restaurant, and breakfast buffet is a delight. The Western breakfast is pretty good, and the coffee (!!!) is divine! They also have Asian-inspired options.
- The Bar, Especially the Poolside Bar: This is crucial. The poolside bar is… legendary. Picture this: you're basking in the sun, sweating just enough to feel alive, and then BAM! You order an Aperol Spritz. This is LIFE. They also have a happy hour for those of us who, you know, also have a job. And yeah, a bottle of water is included, of course.
- Room Service (24-hour, HEAVEN!) Yes, they basically have 24-hour room service. Trust me, after a day spent swimming, sunbathing, and exploring, ordering a pizza to your room is a MUST.
(Things to Do & Ways to Relax – Your Soul Will Thank You.)
- The Pool with a View: Holy moly. This is a BIG deal. This is what you came for, baby! The swimming pool [outdoor] is GORGEOUS! You're swimming with a view, people! It's the kind of pool that makes you want to quit your job and just…be. And yes, it's a beautiful pool with an amazing view. You look out, like, into the blue, and suddenly all your problems seem to shrink.
- Massage, Spa/Sauna, and More: Okay, I'm not going to lie. I skipped the fitness center. Seriously, I was on vacation. Exercise wasn't even on the radar. However, the massage? That's right up my alley. Their spa is pretty swanky with things like the sauna, steamroom, and even a foot bath.
- Things to do: they have the concierge service who can make suggestions.
(Services and Conveniences)
- Elevator: Is available, so that's good!
- Laundry Service: Because, well, pasta sauce stains.
- Concierge: Ask them for anything, and they know Procida inside and out.
- Gift/souvenir shop for those oh so important souvenirs.
(For the Kids - Sigh Kids.)
- Babysitting Service: They have the babysitting service.
- Family/child friendly: Which is good, because there are families there.
(Available in all rooms – The Little Luxuries)
This is the stuff that makes a good hotel a great hotel.
- Air conditioning. Thank. GOD. It's hot in Procida.
- Free Wi-Fi. Obvious but ESSENTIAL.
- Coffee/tea maker. Essential for those mornings when you just need caffeine, stat!
- Hair dryer. Don't go around looking like a drowned rat!
- Mini bar. For late-night snacks.
- Balcony, with a view!
- Smoke detector, for safety.
The Quirks (Because Life Isn't Perfect):
- Rooms: The rooms themselves are beautiful for sure, but, like, some of the decor seems like it might just be a little outdated.
The Verdict: Should You Go?
ABSOLUTELY. YES. BOOK. IT!
Look, Casa Bormioli isn't perfect. But, the pros far outweigh any cons. The staff's incredible, the food is phenomenal, the pool is pure magic, and the location? Breathtaking. It's Procida, distilled and ready to be enjoyed. It's the kind of place that makes you want to unplug, reconnect, and just…be.
And the added bonus? You're supporting a local business that clearly cares about its guests and the environment. (They have some sustainable initiatives happening.)
Final Rating: 4.5 out of 5 stars. Would absolutely go back. And probably will. Soon.
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Escape to Heaven: Santa Chiara B&B, Sulmona, Italy
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into MY Procida adventure, at Casa Bormioli. Forget your crisp, perfect itineraries. This is the real deal, the messy, the glorious, the "oh god, did I forget my passport?" kind of travel log. Let's get messy, shall we?
Procida: Casa Bormioli - My Chaotic Love Affair (aka the Itinerary Nobody Asked For)
Day 1: Arrival, Anxiety, and Aperitivo Dreams
- 7:00 AM (ish) - The Great Airport Debacle: Naples airport. Shudder. Honestly, the whole place feels like a giant, sweaty, panicked octopus. Found out I'd forgotten my tiny toiletry bag, complete with my favorite face wash! (Cue existential crisis) Had to buy some cheap sunscreen that smells like coconuts and regret.
- 9:00 AM (ish) - Ferry Fumbles: Made it to the ferry (barely) after a mad dash and a near-miss with a rogue suitcase. Sat on a deck chair squinting. The sea. The color is unbelievable. But the boat? Rocking. Hard. Started to question my life choices. (Maybe I should have opted for that boring beach holiday instead of this…adventure?)
- 10:30 AM (ish) - Procida Beckons: Finally! Landed at Marina Grande. The island is even prettier than the photos! Like, stunning. Colors, smells, noise – it’s all a symphony of Italian chaos, and I’m instantly and hopelessly smitten.
- 11:00 AM - Casa Bormioli - Jackpot!: Finally! Casa Bormioli. Okay, picture this: bougainvillea dripping over walls, a tiny courtyard filled with terracotta pots, and the smell of lemons wafting from who-knows-where. I had half expected the place to be cramped- but it's spacious and airy. It's not perfect, mind you – the wifi is patchy, and the shower pressure is more of a gentle drizzle. But who cares? It's charming. More importantly, i'm alone which is what i wanted.
- 12:00 - 1:00 PM: Getting situated: Unpacked, repacked, changed my mind about some outfits.
- 1:00 PM - Lunch! Found a tiny trattoria near the harbor, Le Officine. Ordered Spaghetti alle Vongole – the freshest clams I've ever tasted. And then, the red wine. Maybe I should have opted for a lighter one.
- 3:00 PM - "Wandering" - My best new thing! Got lost. Completely, utterly lost. Down narrow alleyways, up steep stairways, past laundry flapping in the breeze. And it was… amazing. Found a tiny artisan shop selling ceramics and bought a ridiculously impractical, but beautiful, bowl. Bought it for my dog, i don't have one. Found a little gelato shop and ate gelato.
- 6:00 PM - Aperitivo Hour - The Glory of Italian Life! Found a bar overlooking the harbor (of course!). Ordered a Negroni (a proper one, bitter and beautiful, perfect). People-watching became a sport. I watched the sun dip towards the horizon, painting the sky in vibrant hues. Felt a genuine sense of something resembling…peace. Maybe this wasn't such a crazy idea after all.
- 8:00 PM - Dinner - Almost a Romantic Disaster. A restaurant recommended by the host. Seafood, naturally. Ordered a grilled octopus expecting something that would fall off the bone. Ended up with something tougher than a pair of old boots. I ate it, because food waste is still against my personal code. The tiramisu I ate after was amazing - completely redeemed my poor meal.
- 10:00 PM- The Nightcap… and the Bugs!: Back at the Casa, with a bottle of local wine (much cheaper than the restaurant!). The evening breeze, the distant chatter, and I tried to enjoy my wine. At around 10:30 I noticed some bugs. Not just any bugs, but some of them with huge teeth. I panicked.
- 11:00 PM - Bedtime: Got a bug spray, sprayed it all over the place. Slept with the lights on.
Day 2: The Island's Embrace (and Some Beachy Bliss)
- 9:00 AM - Waking Up with a View: Glorious sunshine streamed through the window. Coffee on the terrace, staring at the harbor. This is the life. And no sign of the bug!
- 10:00 AM - Exploring Corricella: Took the walk to Corricella, Procida's iconic fishing village. Pictures don't do it justice. The colors, the atmosphere… it’s like stepping into a postcard. The locals are friendly, even if i don't speak Italian. Found a tiny cafe and ordered a cappuccino.
- 12:00 PM - Lunch at Corricella: Had lunch at a trattoria at Corricella - another seafood feast! This time it was a success.
- 1:00 PM - Beach Day (finally!): Spent the afternoon at Spiaggia di Chiaiolella. The water is crystal clear, the sand is soft. I'm not a huge beach person but this. This was paradise!!
- 4:00 PM - Lost in a Book: Reading on the beach with a nice book.
- 6:00 PM - Another Aperitivo!: Back at Casa Bormioli, showered, changed, and thought I'd take myself to a beautiful place and celebrate the moment.
- 8:00 PM - Second Dinner:
- 10:00 PM - My Book: I don't remember
Day 3: The Art of Doing Nothing
- 9:00 AM - Late start: Had to take a nap after the Bug incident.
- 10:00 AM - The Beauty of Doing Nothing: Just staying put, writing, reading. It wasn't on the itinerary, but it felt so right.
- 1:00 PM - The best restaurant - I found the best restaurant in Procida
- 3:00 PM - Walk around the island.
- 6:00 PM - Aperitivo:
- 8:00 PM - Dinner:
- 10:00 PM - The last night
Day 4: Departure (with a Heavy Heart)
- 8:00 AM - Last Breakfast: On the terrace at Casa Bormioli, eating simple breakfast.
- 9:00 AM - The last walk
- 11:00 AM - Goodbye, Procida: Oh, the tears. The ferry back felt like leaving a lover. I swear, I'll be back.
Final Thoughts:
This trip wasn't flawless. It was far from perfect. I got lost, I was bitten by bugs, I ate some truly awful octopus. But it was real. It was filled with highs and lows, moments of pure joy and moments of utter chaos. Procida, you magnificent, slightly buggy, place. You've stolen my heart. And Casa Bormioli… you're a flawed, lovely home. Ciao, for now.
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