Escape to Paradise: Hotel de La Croix d'Or Awaits in Charming Avranches!
Okay, Let's Spill the Tea on Escape to Paradise: Hotel de La Croix d'Or in Avranches! (Because, Honestly, We're ALL Thinking It)
Alright, folks, let's be real. We've all seen those perfectly curated travel brochures, those glossy Instagram feeds… but what about the actual experience? This review is for the realists, the ones who appreciate a good hotel and a good rant. We're diving deep into the Hotel de La Croix d'Or in Avranches, France, so buckle up.
Accessibility: The Good, the Meh, and the "Hmmmm…"
Okay, listen. Accessibility - it's important. The hotel does mention "facilities for disabled guests," and hey, there is an elevator! That's a win in my book. But, and this is a big but, the details on exactly what those facilities are? Not super clear. I'm guessing call ahead and ask specifically. They also have a car park, free of charge which will be a plus for some.
Cleanliness and Safety: Sanitizing Like Your Life Depends On It (Because, Well…)
COVID-19, am I right? The Hotel de La Croix d'Or seems to be taking it seriously, which is a massive relief. Anti-viral cleaning products, daily disinfection in common areas, rooms sanitized between stays, and staff trained in safety protocols – that's the kind of reassurance I need to actually relax. They even have hand sanitizer everywhere. It's overkill in a good way. They have things like safe dining setups, individually wrapped food options, and physical distancing of at least 1 meter. Whew. Feels like a place you wouldn't get the plague at, which is the goal.
The Rooms: Cozy, Maybe a Little…Classic?
Let's get down to brass tacks. The rooms themselves? Mentioning things like air conditioning, free Wi-Fi, this is standard, but the inclusion of things like hair dryers, and bathrobes are nice. Blackout curtains are a godsend after a long day and a few too many glasses of wine (which, let's be honest, is why you're here). Non-smoking rooms are a must, and it looks like you’re set up with things like in-room safe boxes, mini bars, and complimentary tea. The mention of interconnecting rooms could be great for families, but also for groups of friends causing chaos.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax: Spa Day (and Maybe, Just Maybe, a Swim?)
This is where things get interesting, or maybe not, depending on your vibe. The listing mentions a fitness center, massage, spa, sauna, steamroom and spa/sauna, and even a swimming pool! Okay, I'm intrigued. A pool with a view is the dream. I’m picturing myself, lounging poolside, a cocktail in hand, overlooking something gorgeous. The problem is, there is nothing more specific. Is the pool heated? Is it indoor/outdoor? Open 24 hours? This is where the lack of detail can kill a dream. The onsite spa sounds nice, but again, details are slim. Do they offer a full range of treatments? My advice? Call ahead and ask them about the spa. They're also missing the chance to sell other activities!
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Where the Taste Buds (Hopefully) Sing…
Okay, food. This is crucial. They brag about international cuisine in the restaurant. International, eh? Could be good, could be…iffy. They do have breakfast [buffet] which, for me, is a definite plus. Coffee/tea in the restaurant, a coffee shop, and a poolside bar – these are all good signs. The breakfast takeaway service is a nice option for those early morning excursions. They also have restaurants, room service [24-hour], and a snack bar. The lack of specific menu mentions makes me a bit nervous though. I'm a sucker for a good croissant, but I need to know if it's worth it.
Services and Conveniences: Does it Feel like a Luxury Hotel, Or a Fancy B&B?
This is where a hotel can truly shine (or fall flat). Concierge, daily housekeeping, dry cleaning, laundry service, luggage storage, and a gift shop are all great. The 24 hour front desk is a must for any kind of hotel, as are the elevator. They also offer car transfer, taxi service and valet parking which is ideal for the lazy people of the world. The convenience store and cash withdrawal are all pluses.
For the Kids: Is This a Family-Friendly Paradise?
They claim to be family/child friendly, but the details are sparse. Babysitting service is a huge plus. The mention of kids facilities is vague. Is there a playground? A kids' club? More info is needed.
Getting Around: Navigating Avranches and Beyond
They have a car park [free of charge], taxi service, airport transfer, and bicycle parking. This all appears to be accessible to guests, which is nice.
The Big Question: Is it Paradise?
Here's the bottom line: The Hotel de La Croix d'Or in Avranches sounds promising. It has the basics covered, and the safety measures are applaudable. The lack of detail on certain aspects (the spa, the kid's stuff, the exact amenities for people with disabilities, a sample menu) is a noticeable letdown. It sounds like you should call ahead.
Final Verdict: A Solid Choice… with a Few Caveats.
If you're looking for a clean, safe, and conveniently located hotel in Avranches, the Hotel de La Croix d'Or is worth considering. It's probably a decent option. But do your homework. Call ahead, ask questions, and set your expectations accordingly. Don't expect perfection, and you won't be disappointed.
STOP RIGHT THERE! Escape to Paradise: Your Avranches Adventure Awaits!
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- Peace of Mind: With rigorous safety measures, including anti-viral cleaning products, sanitized rooms, and staff trained in safety protocols, you can relax and actually enjoy your vacation.
- Prime Location: Explore the beauty of Avranches and the surrounding region.
- Indulge Your Senses (and Your Stomach): Savor delicious international cuisine at our on-site restaurant, enjoy a leisurely breakfast [buffet], and unwind with a drink at our poolside bar.
- Ultimate Relaxation: Unwind in our spa and sauna, or take a refreshing dip in the swimming pool.
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Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because this ain't your grandma's perfectly curated travel itinerary. This is my Avranches adventure, at the Hotel de La Croix d'Or… or at least, tries to call itself an adventure. Let's see how this hot mess unfolds, shall we?
Day 1: Arrival and Ah, That French Charm (Maybe?)
1:00 PM: Arrive in Avranches. Okay, the train ride? Delayed, of course. Standard operating procedure for anything I plan. Honestly, I'm starting to think my luggage has a secret pact with the railway gods. They want to torment me. "Oh, delayed? Enjoy Avranches! But no luggage!" The walk from the station wasn't bad, though. Found a tiny boulangerie and managed to butcher my French ordering a pain au chocolat. Tasted divine, even if the baker gave me a look that said, “You poor, lost American.”
2:00 PM: Check-in at the Hotel de La Croix d'Or. The lobby… well, it's got "vintage" charm, which in this case means “dusty antiques and a faint smell of old books and maybe a slight hint of mildew”. The receptionist (a woman whose smile could curdle milk) was, let's just say, efficient. No warm welcome, just a room key and a pointed instruction: "Breakfast is 8:00. Ponctuellement.” (Punctually. Got it, lady.)
2:30 PM: Room tour! Oh. My. God. The room…It's… small. Like a shoebox that someone shoved a double bed into. The wallpaper is peeling, the tiny TV looks like something from the black-and-white era. But the view! Okay, the view is actually amazing. Overlooks the Jardin des Plantes, so I'm a sucker for a pretty view. Even if it's a pretty view from a shoebox.
3:00 PM: Wandering the city. Avranches itself is… hilly. Really, really hilly. My calves are already screaming. Found the scriptorium where Michael Jackson had a show. This is the highlight of the day, no wait, the trip so far! The basilica! It was beautiful. Just the right mix of impressive, old and a perfect picture opportunity. And the views… oh, the views. The way the light changed over the bay of Mont Saint-Michel, the colours… I could have stayed there all day.
7:00 PM: Dinner at Le Bistrot de la Gare (the bistro near the train station – convenient!). Ordered the steak frites. It was alright. The fries were fantastic. I think I ate my weight in them. The waiter, a guy who looked like he’d seen some things, was surprisingly friendly, and even laughed at my terrible French. He also kept refilling my wine, which may or may not have contributed to my general mood.
9:00 PM: Back to the shoebox. Bedtime! I can’t help but feel a tiny bit disappointed that my first day was not the most amazing. Maybe this is Avranches's way of saying it wants me to take things slow.
Day 2: Mont Saint-Michel and Existential Crises (Maybe Not)
7:30 AM: Woke up to the sunshine, which means I missed "Breakfast is 8:00. Ponctuellement". Oh well. This is probably for the best.
9:00 AM: Trip to Mont Saint-Michel! I hired a taxi because public transport was looking tricky. This was not as good as I expected. Don't get me wrong, it was good, but not the best. I wanted to like it but I felt a little bit underwhelmed.
1:00 PM: Lunch at La Mère Poulard (famous for the omelets). It was tourist central. The omelet? Fluffy and… well, mostly just air. The price tag nearly gave me a heart attack. But hey, I’m pretty sure I can now cross “eat a wildly overpriced omelet” off my bucket list. The atmosphere was chaotic and lovely, though.
3:00 PM: Walking around the walls of the abbey. The views were amazing. The climb… not so much. My legs are still not happy with me. I bought a souvenir, a tiny little ceramic of Mont Saint-Michel.
6:00 PM: Back to Avranches/ Hotel de La Croix d'Or. I decided to try their restaurant this evening. It was pretty empty. The food was pretty good, it was homey and felt nice.
8:00 PM: A few glasses of wine in the hotel bar. Attempting to write postcards and failing to remember how to spell anything in English, let alone French. Contemplating life, the universe, and whether I should've taken that job with the bakery.
Day 3: Avranches, Unfiltered (and Possibly Unhinged)
8:00 AM: Breakfast. The "continental breakfast" at the hotel was… well, it was there. Dry bread, questionable coffee, but at least the lady at the reception was having a good hair day.
9:00 AM: Trying to navigate the local market. Found a market! What a wonderful way to spend my morning. It was bustling, alive and the food looked fresh. I even bought some cheese and some bread.
11:00 AM: Lost. Utterly and completely lost. Wandering the backstreets of Avranches, trying to find a specific bookstore that I’d read about. Ended up in a completely different part of town, feeling like I was in some kind of French film noir. (The soundtrack in my head, however, was more like "Benny Hill.")
12:00 PM: Lunched at a rather charming cafe. Another tiny bistro, hidden away. The owner was a grumpy old man who seemed to secretly enjoy the few guests that visited. A wonderful plate of cheese and meats.
2:00 PM: Spent the afternoon in the Jardin des Plantes and the botanical garden. It was quiet, peaceful, and a welcome respite from all the walking. Found this hidden place called the “the garden of the Bishop”.
4:00 PM: Back to the shoebox. Packing, because it’s sadly time to leave this quirky little town.
6:00 PM: Final dinner at a crepe place. I’m not sure where it was, but I loved the crepes.
8:00 PM: One last glass of wine on the hotel, just wishing this trip could be more memorable.
9:00 PM: Crash.
Day 4: Departure and Reflections (Maybe Not)
8:00 AM: Up early to have a proper breakfast, but this time, because I do not want to upset the lady.
9:00 AM: Check out. Bidding a slightly fond farewell to the shoebox, the slightly grumpy receptionist, and the town where I still didn't fully feel at ease.
10:00 AM: Train journey back.
Reflections (if I were any good at them, which I'm not): Avranches. It's not glamorous, it's not particularly exciting, and the Hotel de La Croix d'Or definitely needs a makeover. But despite everything, and despite my own ineptitude at planning even the simplest thing, there was a certain charm to it all. Maybe it's the slower pace of life, maybe it's the slightly faded grandeur, or maybe it’s just the fact that I can now say I survived a solo trip to France. Either way, it was an experience. And now, I’m ready for a really long nap. À bientôt, Avranches!
So, "Escape to Paradise: Hotel de La Croix d'Or Awaits in Charming Avranches!"... Is it *really* paradise? Because let's be real, paradise is a high bar.
Okay, look, "paradise" might be a *teensy* bit of marketing hyperbole. Let's just… dial it back a notch, shall we? Avranches? Charming, DEFINITELY. Hotel de La Croix d'Or? Definitely *there* (which is step one!). Look, my first impression? It wasn't *quite* the sun-drenched beach I’d romanticized in my head after a stressful week of spreadsheets. More like… cobbled streets, a slightly damp but undeniably lovely air, and the immediate sensation of, "Yep, I need a coffee." And hey, coffee *was* good. So, not *Eden*. More like… a really good long weekend starter kit.
What's the hotel *actually* like? Spill the beans, please!
Alright, the Hotel de La Croix d'Or. Picture this: a building with *history*. Like, you can practically feel the ghosts of Breton troubadours whispering in the hallways (or maybe that was my imagination, fueled by the surprisingly potent Calvados I'd had at dinner). It's not modern and sleek. Thank GOD. It's got character. You know, the slightly wonky charm that makes you feel like you’ve stumbled onto a hidden gem, and not just another identikit hotel room. My room? Small, yes, but cozy. The bed? A bit *too* cozy if you’re used to a California King (I’m not, but you get the idea!). The shower? Let’s just say you need to be on friendly terms with the water pressure. But the view? Spectacular. Overlooking the charming cobbled streets… and a church. Which, honestly, added to the charm, even at 7 am when the bells started ringing. I was not feeling the charm then, but you get over it.
Is the food worth it? Tell me EVERYTHING!
Okay, the food. This is where the Hotel de La Croix d'Or really shines. The breakfast? Oh. My. God. Think fresh croissants flaky enough to shatter into a million delicious crumbs, proper crusty bread, local cheeses I could happily eat for the rest of my life, and the most AMAZING, buttery, perfect scrambled eggs I've ever encountered. I swear, I ate a plate of those eggs both mornings I was there. Don't judge me. It was magical! Dinner was an experience. One I’m still trying to process. It wasn’t just the food, it was… the atmosphere. The low hum of conversation, the clinking of glasses, the aroma of rich sauces… I even practiced my *terrible* French with the waiter, and he – bless him – acted like he understood *most* of it. The steak was... *chef's kiss*. Perfectly cooked, and the sauce... oh, mama, the sauce! I practically licked the plate clean. (Okay, maybe I *did* lick it clean… don’t @ me.) Worth it? Absolutely. Pack stretchy pants.
Avranches itself... what's there to *do*? Besides eat those heavenly eggs.
Right, Avranches. Beyond the eggs? Well, it's not the roaring 20’s, okay? You're not going to find all-night discos. But that's part of the charm! It's a *relaxing* kind of place. The main draw is Mont Saint-Michel, which is about a 30-minute drive away. Do it – absolutely do it. It's breathtaking, even if you're fighting off a hangover from the Calvados the night before (again, not speaking from personal experience… *cough*). Wander the cobbled streets, get lost (metaphorically, and possibly literally - my sense of direction is appalling!), and soak up the atmosphere. The churches are beautiful, the shops are cute, and the pace of life is *deliciously* slow. You can even climb up to a viewpoint... just watch out for the wind. It nearly blew me off my feet! It was a good kind of scare though, one I still laugh about, in between the bouts of frustration I felt trying to navigate through the local bakery (again, no French).
Any downsides? Spill the tea!
Okay, honesty time. The downsides… well, the Wi-Fi in my room was a bit… temperamental. Like, it would work when it felt like it. Which was mostly not. And the walls? A bit thin. I could hear the neighbor’s *very* enthusiastic snoring. (That might have been the Calvados, honestly). The parking was… a bit of a challenge. Narrow streets, and you might have to circle a few times to find a spot. And, well, I accidentally locked myself out of my room at one point. It's all part of the adventure, right? And if you're a super-demanding, high-maintenance traveler who needs everything *perfect*, well, maybe this isn't the place for you. But if you're looking for a genuine, charming experience, then… put it on the list. Seriously, the eggs alone are worth the price of admission (and the dodgy Wi-Fi).
Would you go back?
God, yes. Absolutely. Without a doubt. I’m already plotting my return, to be honest. Mostly for the food. And the charm. And the… well, the general *vibe* of the place. It's a place that gets under your skin! It’s not perfect, and that's precisely what makes it perfect. I'm already craving those croissants, those eggs... and maybe a little more Calvados. My only regret? Not staying longer. Book it. Seriously. Go. Now. And bring me back some of those eggs, will you?
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