Escape to Paradise: Platbakkies Farm Retreat Awaits in Garies, South Africa
Escape to Paradise: Platbakkies Farm Retreat - Prepare to be Amazed (and Maybe a Little Confused!)
Okay, so here's the lowdown on Platbakkies Farm Retreat in Garies, South Africa. I've dug deep, scrolled through reviews, and basically stalked this place online so you don't have to. Prepare for a ride, because this place is… well, it's got everything. Which, as we'll discuss, can be a blessing and a curse. Buckle up!
First Impressions (And a Bit of Disorientation):
Getting to Platbakkies… Garies itself is a bit of an adventure. I'm talking "road trip with a capital R" kind of adventure. The accessibility part… Let's just say, if you have mobility issues, contact them directly to confirm the precise accessibility of your chosen room. They do mention "Facilities for disabled guests", but best to nail down the deets to avoid a stressful arrival. Think ahead, seriously!
The Tech & Stay Connected (Because We All Need Our Fix):
Alright, so Wi-Fi. Free Wi-Fi in ALL rooms! Praise be! They claim to have Internet access, and they've got the LAN (remember those?) available too, but I think this is one of the things where it is best to check with your own expectations of how good the internet will be. You're in the middle of nowhere, people! Manage your expectations.
Cleanliness, Safety, and Stuff (Because We All Worry):
This is where Platbakkies really shines. Hand sanitizer everywhere, anti-viral cleaning products, rooms sanitized between stays… (deep breath). They're taking it seriously. Plus, staff trained in safety protocol, and daily disinfection in common areas? Solid. They even offer room sanitization opt-out - which is a good thing to have an option about, and individually-wrapped food options! I'm impressed. They also mention hot water linen and laundry washing, so you know that all the necessary precautions are in place!
The Fun Stuff: Things to Do and (Maybe Over) Relax:
Hold on to your hats, because this is where it gets intense. They've got the works! Swimming pool? You betcha, and an outdoor swimming pool as well (because, choices!). Sauna, spa, and spa/sauna? Tick, tick, tick. They offer a massage, and a gym/fitness center if you feel like punishing your body!
There's also a pool with a view: I mean, how can you not want to see that?.
The Food, Glorious Food (And Maybe a Questionable Buffet):
Okay, the dining situation is… extensive. They've got restaurants, a poolside bar (essential!), a snack bar, and even a vegetarian restaurant.
But here's where it gets a little… overwhelming. They have an Asian cuisine, an international cuisine, plus western options.
They have a buffet (which I'm always wary of but they have a good hygiene record), Breakfast in room, plus Breakfast takeaway service.
They offer everything! So, it's great, but a little overwhelming.
A la carte is an option in the restaurant though.
All this means: Bring your stretchy pants!
The Practical Stuff: Services, Conveniences, and Bits and Bobs:
Air conditioning in public area is good, a concierge, plus convenience store and currency exchange. They have daily housekeeping, which is a lifesaver. They also have laundry service and dry cleaning, always appreciated.
And the list goes on. There are lots of meeting rooms, which means they are catering to more purposes, plus there is a 24-hour front desk and a doorman! This place is really comprehensive, you could be comfortable here.
For the Kids (Or Just Kid-Like Adults):
They claim to be family/child friendly, with babysitting services and kids facilities.
The Rooms: Your Personal Sanctuary (Hopefully):
The rooms are a mixed bag, according to the reviews, but they offer air conditioning, bathrobes, bath-tubs, coffee/tea maker, desk, extra-long beds, hair dryers, in-room safe box, internet access, iron, mini bar, safe and safe/security feature
Getting Around (Because Even Paradise Needs Some Ground Transportation):
Airport transfer? Yessir. Car park [free of charge]? Double yessir. They even have a car power charging station, for all your eco-friendly needs. And if you're feeling fancy, they have valet parking and a taxi service.
The Verdict (And My Honest Take):
Platbakkies Farm Retreat is trying to be everything to everyone. That's a huge ask. The sheer volume of options is impressive, but it can also make you feel a bit… swamped. You might walk into this place and feel lost, confused, which is how I felt. But, listen, they're making a massive effort!
My Recommendation: Book it… Carefully
This place might be ideal if you need to escape, or if you really want variety.
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, 'cause we're about to dive headfirst into the glorious, dusty, sheep-shitting chaos that is my Platbakkies Farm Retreat itinerary. Consider this less of a schedule and more of a prayer, a plea to the travel gods that I don't accidentally wander into a kudu's personal space and get hoofed into next week.
Day 1: Arrival, Expectations, and the Great Dust Storm of "This is Gonna Be a Trip!"
- 1:00 PM: Land in Cape Town. Okay, smooth sailing so far. Airport feels surprisingly…normal. That's the calm before the storm, isn't it?
- 3:00 PM: Snag the rental car. Praying to the driving gods now. This is South Africa, after all. I've heard tales of the gravel roads…
- 4:30 PM: The road trip to Garies begins. It's a long haul, folks. But the landscape… OH. My. God. The sheer vastness of the Karoo. I'm already feeling a sense of peace wash over me like a biblical flood (but hopefully with less Noah-esque building involved). Think I saw a baboon on the side of the road, which is pretty epic.
- 7:00 PM: Arrive at Platbakkies. Oh, sweet heaven. The red earth, the farmhouse, the silence. It's what dreams are made of. And…it's REALLY remote. Like, "signal? What signal?" remote. My city brain is already starting to twitch. My phone, the security blanket of my existence, is now a useless, beautiful brick.
- 7:30 PM: Check-in. The owner, a lovely woman with eyes that have seen a thousand sunsets and a smile that could melt glaciers, gives a warm welcome. Her dog, a boisterous, fluffy thing, nearly bowls me over with affection. This is good. This is very good.
- 8:00 PM: Unpack. Attempt to embrace the simplicity. Failed. Still unpacking and rearranging the toiletries. The dust is already claiming victory over my carefully curated suitcase.
- 9:00 PM: Dinner: Biltong, cheese, and bread on the veranda. Stargazing. The Milky Way literally exploded across the sky. Literally. I swear, I could see the edge of the universe. I am already in love with this place.
Day 2: The "Getting Lost (and Loving It)" Tour
- 7:00 AM: Wake up to the sounds of NOTHING. Glorious, beautiful nothing! I think I can hear my own thoughts now. It's terrifying and amazing all at once.
- 8:00 AM: Breakfast. Simple, but satisfying. The coffee, strong enough to raise the dead. The biltong, still on the menu.
- 9:00 AM: Hike through the farm. "Hike". More like, wander aimlessly, marveling at the wildflowers, getting slightly lost, and worrying about stepping on a snake. Okay, a lot worrying about stepping on a snake. Saw a tortoise though! Little dude just inching along, living his best, slow life. Inspiring, in a way.
- 11:00 AM: Found a "Kloof" area. A gorge, apparently. Climbed down, got utterly winded, and spent 20 minutes just…staring. The silence is deafening. The beauty? Utterly overwhelming.
- 1:00 PM: Picnic lunch. My sandwich got sand in it. Annoying. But the view is still breathtaking.
- 2:00 PM: Drive into Garies. This is where things get interesting. The "town" of Garies is… quaint. Basically, a few buildings and a lot of dust. Found a little shop, bought some biltong to replace the sandy sandwich (priorities! ), and accidentally spent an hour talking to the shopkeeper about the price of sheep. Learned more about wool prices than I ever thought possible.
- 4:00 PM: Back to the farm.
- 5:00 PM: Afternoon swim. Or try to swim. The pool is freezing. I lasted ten seconds.
- 7:00 PM: Sundowner drinks on the veranda. The sunset. Oh, the sunset. Orange, pink, purple…it's like a painter threw all the colors at the sky.
- 8:00 PM: Dinner, followed by another round of stargazing. I think I’m starting to understand why people do this. It's not just beautiful, it's…humbling. I feel so small. And yet…connected.
Day 3: The Sheep Shearing Spectacle (or, "My Day with the Woolly Ones")
- 7:00 AM: Woke up to the sound of sheep bleating. My brain took a solid 5 seconds to register what the heck?
- 8:00 AM: Breakfast. The coffee is still kickin'.
- 9:00 AM: Sheep Shearing! I spent the majority of the morning knee-deep in sheep. The farmer, a grizzled man with hands like leather, taught me the basics. Which, let's be honest, I understood approximately zero of. The sheep were…well, sheep. Fluffy, a bit smelly, and surprisingly stubborn. One tried to headbutt me. I yelped like a total city slicker.
- 10:00 AM: I tried shearing a sheep. One…I ended up more covered in lanolin than a sheep. I gave up. Decided to observe again from a distance. The other people seemed to be having more success.
- 11:00 AM: Lunch. Back to biltong and the best salad I've had in years.
- 1:00 PM: Back to the farm.
- 3:00 PM: Siesta. In the middle of the day, under a tree. Absolutely the best idea.
- 5:00 PM: Hike to the top of a hill. Another stunning sunset. This really is something else.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner.
- 8:00 PM: Campfire.
- 9:00 PM: I think I might be done with the stars and the silence. I'm going to sleep!
Day 4: Departure - Feeling, Not the Same
- 7:00 AM: Wake. Sad to leave. But happy to have experienced.
- 8:00 AM: Breakfast.
- 9:00 AM: Pack up and bid the retreat farewell.
- 10:00 AM: The drive back to Cape Town. The landscape looks different now. I look different.
- 1:00 PM: Drop off rental at the airport.
- 3:00 PM: Flight home.
The End
Did I get everything done on my itinerary? Hell no. Did I see everything I was supposed to see? Probably not. Did I get covered in dust, nearly get run over by a sheep, and spend half my time staring at the sky? Absolutely. And you know what? It was perfect. Platbakkies Farm Retreat, you absolute legend. I'll be back. Just maybe with a better understanding of sheep.
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Escape to Paradise: Platbakkies Farm Retreat - You Asked, I (Maybe) Answered!
Okay, so, Platbakkies... Sounds gorgeous. What *actually* is it like? Is it like, Instagram-perfect, or...?
Alright, let’s be real. Instagram? Yeah, Platbakkies *can* look ridiculously stunning. The wide open spaces, the orange sunsets... they’re legit. But listen: It's not all perfectly curated sun-drenched bliss. Think more… authentically beautiful. There’s dust. There might be a rogue sheep bleating outside your window at 6 AM. And yes, maybe… maybe my attempts at capturing THE perfect landscape shot led to a few scraped knees and a near-miss with a prickly pear cactus. (Don't judge, those photos are still *gold*, mostly.)
The beauty is in the imperfections. The chipped paint on the farmhouse, the slightly wonky fence lines, the way the wind whips across the plains. It’s real. And, trust me, real is a hell of a lot more interesting than fake-filtered perfection. One time, I was trying to take a photo of the wildflowers and a freaking ostrich came wandering into the shot. EPIC. Ruined the composition? Maybe. But it was absolutely unforgettable. You're probably not going to be bored.
Is it good for kids? My little terrors... I mean, angels... need a break from screens.
Kids? Oh, you betcha. Honestly, Platbakkies is *gold* for the small humans. Forget the iPads and the constant "Are we there yets." It's about running. Climbing. Getting gloriously filthy. Imagine this: My kid, for the first time EVER, actually *chose* to go outside and play, instead of begging me for screen time. I almost fainted. There are wide open spaces to roam, rocks to climb, and wildlife to observe (from a safe distance, of course!). My little one's highlight was chasing after a baby tortoise for a good hour, convinced it was going to grant him wishes. (Spoiler: it didn't, but the pure joy on his face was better than any wish fulfillment.)
Just a heads-up: pack extra clothes. And bug spray. Lots of bug spray. And maybe a few Band-Aids. Because, you know, adventure happens. It’s a good kind of messy.
What’s the food situation? Am I going to starve? Because I get HANGRY.
Okay, food. Crucial. You're not going to starve. You *are* self-catering, so bring your own supplies. There's a fully equipped kitchen. Think of it as an intimate test of your culinary skills. (Mine are… evolving.) The nearest town, Garies, has a Spar, though be warned, it *is* the countryside, so don't expect Michelin-star ingredients.
But here’s the *real* secret: Braai. Bring. Your. Braai. Meat. Imagine, the sun setting, the smell of woodsmoke mixed with perfectly grilled boerewors... pure bliss. I actually managed to burn a whole lot of stuff the first time, but even the charred remains tasted amazing. I think it's the air. Or the desperation after a long day of hiking. Embrace the imperfections, man, just roll with it.
What is there to *do*? Besides, you know, breathe and chill.
Ah, the million-dollar question. Well… breathing and chilling is a pretty big part of it, to be honest. But if you need more, there's hiking galore. Serious hiking. You can get lost in the trails (not literally, hopefully), discover hidden valleys, and soak up views that'll knock your socks off. Just make sure you're properly prepared, which I, admittedly, wasn't the *first* time. Sunburn, water, and a decent pair of boots are your friends.
Stargazing is another must. Pollution-free skies = epic constellations. One evening, I swear I saw a shooting star, made a wish, and then promptly forgot what the wish was. (Pro tip: Write it down *before* the stars dazzle you.) Then there's just... simply being. Reading a book on the porch, drinking coffee while watching the sunrise, the quiet. Truly, sometimes that is the best activity. I also did some sketching, which... let's just say the landscapes looked better in real life.
How's the accommodation? Is it basic? Glamorous? Somewhere in between?
It's… comfortable. Definitely not a five-star hotel. Think charming, rustic, and well-loved. The farmhouse itself is gorgeous. I mean, honestly, the architecture alone is worth the trip. It's got that old-world feel, thick walls, and a real sense of history. You won't find a mini-fridge filled with tiny bottles of champagne, BUT you WILL have a perfectly comfy bed and a hot shower. And let's be honest, after a day of hiking, a hot shower feels like a luxury. I swear, I've never felt so clean and happy in my life.
It is important to point out that it *is* a farm stay, so don't expect perfection. You might encounter the odd spider (they're harmless, mostly), or a bit of dust. But hey, embrace the imperfections. That's kind of Platbakkies' tagline, isn’t it? You can’t stay here and keep your socks on. Get dirty, get happy, and remember why you needed this escape in the first place.
Can you be more specific about the hiking? I like a good hike. Or, you know, a slightly meandering walk.
Okay, hiking at Platbakkies. Let's go. I'm a hiker, kinda. I *like* the idea of it, especially when it's over. So here's the deal. The trails range from "gentle stroll" to "sweat-inducing epic adventure." You can choose your level of pain! Seriously, there's something for everyone. Some routes are clearly marked. Others... well, let's just say they offer a *slightly* more adventurous experience. (I got a bit lost once. Ended up finding a freaking waterfall. Worth. It.)
The views, though… OMG. Breathtaking. Rolling hills, endless sky, and the kind of silence you can only find far away from city noise. One time, I swear, I reached a summit and felt like I could see the entire world. Okay, maybe I was exaggerating. But the feeling was real. And, just in case, keep an eye out for wildlife!
What’s the worst thing about Platbakkies? Be honest!
Okay, fine. Real talk. *My* worst experience? TheStarlight Inns
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