
Escape to Paradise: Siquijor's Garden Bungalows Await!
Escape to Paradise: Siquijor's Garden Bungalows Await! – More Than Just a Hotel, It's a Vibe (and Almost a Zen Experience, Too!)
Okay, let's be real. Planning a vacation can be a nightmare. Endless websites, confusing reviews, and the nagging feeling you're about to book into a literal prison cell with a leaky tap. But listen, I just got back from Escape to Paradise: Siquijor's Garden Bungalows Await!, and I NEED to tell you about it. Because this place… this place is different. It’s a genuine escape, a breath of fresh, salty air, and a serious upgrade from my usual "hotel-as-a-functional-box" experience.
First Impressions – The Awe Factor (and the Slight Hiccup)
Seriously, the name is spot-on. "Escape to Paradise" nailed it. As soon as I rolled up, I was hit with lush greenery, vibrant flowers exploding everywhere, and these adorable, individual garden bungalows. It’s like stepping onto the set of a tropical fairytale. And the air! It's not that manufactured "hotel air," all sterile and air-conditioned. Nope. It’s the scent of the ocean, mingled with the sweetness of… well, I don’t know what it was, but it was delicious.
- Important Note: I’m a bit of a klutz. And getting around on my own two feet isn't always the easiest. So, Accessibility is HUGE for me. While the primary pathways are generally alright, it's not a fully smooth experience for everyone. Expect some uneven surfaces and some steps in places. If you absolutely need full wheelchair accessibility everywhere, it's worth contacting them in advance. The hotel does have facilities for disabled guests, but it's always better to confirm details.
The Bungalows – Your Own Little Slice of Heaven (and Really Comfy Beds!)
Inside those bungalows? Pure bliss. Available in all rooms: Air conditioning that actually works, crucial in Siquijor heat. A ridiculously comfortable bed, like, I'm talking sink-into-it, never-want-to-leave comfortable. They had bathrobes – a small detail, but it made me feel instantly pampered. Plus, free Wi-Fi, and yes, it’s actually free Wi-Fi in all rooms! (a miracle, honestly).
- Rooms, Rooms, Glorious Rooms: The room's got those things you actually NEED. Air conditioning, a desk (because sometimes you still gotta work on your tan's tan while you're here), a mirror and a reading light. And, of course, a shower, with those travel essentials. Hair dryer, a coffee/tea maker, complimentary bottled water, and even a mini bar. Talk about feeling all comfy!
Cleanliness & Safety – Because Let’s Be Safe, Folks!
Okay, this is where Escape to Paradise really shines. With everything that's been happening, I was a little hesitant about the hygiene situation. BUT. They are NOT messing around. They've got Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, and they sanitize rooms between stays. You can even opt-out of room sanitization if you want. They've got hand sanitizer everywhere, and seriously, the staff are super conscious about it. They're also Staff trained in safety protocol, which made me feel at ease. I saw no mess, nothing dirty, just spotless.
- Safety First! This isn't just a pretty place, but also a safe one. The place has CCTV in common areas, Fire extinguisher, Smoke alarms, Safety/security feature, and Security [24-hour], to keep you protected. They even have First aid kit and a Doctor/nurse on call.
Food, Glorious Food (and the Occasional Mosquito Bite)
The restaurant is a total winner. The Asian cuisine in restaurant is killer, especially the fresh seafood. They’ve got buffet in restaurant, so you can load up, no shame. Oh, and the Western breakfast, and the Asian breakfast is good, too! The staff is more than helpful and always very kind. The poolside bar is the place to be in the evening, and they have happy hour. The coffee/tea in restaurant kept me fueled up, and the desserts in restaurant were a dangerous temptation.
- Food, Drink, and Snacking: The hotel offers so much: A la carte in restaurant, Bottle of water, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, and a Snack bar.
- Dining and more: You can always try out the poolside bar.
Relaxation & Rejuvenation – The Pampering (and My Almost-Spa Fail)
Okay, confession time. I am not a spa person. I'm more of a "rough it in the jungle" kind of traveler. But, I saw that Escape to Paradise had a Spa, a Spa/sauna, Sauna, and Massage facilities. So, against my better judgment, I booked a massage. And you know what? It was glorious. Seriously, my shoulders, which were permanently knotted from stress, actually relaxed.
- Ways to Relax: They offer a variety of options, including a Body scrub, Body wrap, and a Foot bath
Things To Do, Ways to Relax:
- Pool with a View: The Swimming pool [outdoor] is absolutely stunning, with views to die for. It's the kind of pool that makes you want to just… float.
- Fitness center, Gym/fitness: I did NOT brave the in place, but I give them credit for including it!
The Little Things that Matter
- Services and Conveniences: Offering a Concierge, Contactless check-in/out, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, and an Elevator.
- Getting Around: If you're feeling adventurous, they offer Airport transfer, Bicycle parking, and Taxi service.
The Price – (Almost) Worth Every Penny.
Look, it's not the cheapest place on the island. But honestly? For the experience, the location, the cleanliness, and the sheer chill factor, it's worth it.
The Imperfections (Because Nothing's Perfect)
The only minor downsides? Well, the Wi-Fi could be a tiny bit spotty in certain parts of the property. Don’t expect lightning-fast speeds, especially on a crowded beach day. Also, and this is just a personal preference, I wish they had a few more vegetarian meal options.
My Absolutely Honest Verdict
Escape to Paradise: Siquijor's Garden Bungalows Await! is more than just a hotel. It's an experience. It's a chance to unplug, unwind, and actually enjoy your vacation. It's where you can forget about emails, deadlines, and the general chaos of everyday life. And honestly, after the year we’ve all had, we all deserve a little bit of that.
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Unbelievable Bromo Sunrise Views: Hotel Yoschi's Secret Paradise
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this isn’t your grandma’s meticulously planned travel itinerary. This is…well, this is me, tripping over flip-flops and falling head-first into the glorious chaos that is Siquijor Island. And it's all starting at the Garden Bungalows Resort, bless their quirky, beachy souls.
Garden Bungalows Resort, Siquijor - My Love Affair (and occasional squabble) with Paradise
Day 1: Arrival and the Battle of the Mosquitoes (Spoiler: I lost.)
1:00 PM: Arrived at Dumaguete airport. The heat hit me like a wet blanket. After a harrowing ride on what I believe was a converted tricycle ferry (don't ask), finally, finally, pulled up to the Garden Bungalows. The photos online? They lied… in a good way! It's even MORE charming. That turquoise water? Crystal freaking clear. My jaw actually dropped. The only thing missing was a welcome committee wearing Hawaiian shirts and handing out free mango smoothies. (They didn't, but I did get a lovely ginger tea, so winning is winning).
2:00 PM: Check-in. The staff are ridiculously friendly. Seriously, they're like professional happiness injectors. The bungalow itself? Rustic perfection. Thatched roof, mosquito net (HA! We'll get to that later), and a porch overlooking the beach. It's a room that practically begs you to do absolutely nothing. Which, frankly, is exactly my plan.
3:00 PM: The sun is calling, the sand is beckoning. Attempted to waltz down to the beach. Stumbled a bit because, let's face it, I haven’t walked on sand in months.
3.30 PM: Beach! The water is warm, the sand is sugary… and I swear, the mosquitoes are plotting. Like, I haven't even thought about taking a dip yet, and I'm already being eaten alive. It was like a bloody feeding frenzy. Sprayed myself in bug spray, more out of desperation than any actual strategic plan for survival.
6:00 PM: Dinner at the resort restaurant. Ordered the grilled fish. Phenomenal. Seriously, the best fish I've had in ages. Sitting there, watching the sunset, the blood loss was beginning to feel worthwhile.
7:30 PM: The mosquito war begins in earnest. I swear they're evolving. Ended up barricading myself inside my mosquito net fort. It's humid, it’s itchy, and I'm certain a rogue mosquito is mocking me from outside.
9:00 PM: Surrendered to sleep. The Mosquitoes declared victory.
Day 2: Cascading into Bliss (and a Near-Death Experience with a Coconut)
- 7:00 AM: Woke up to the most glorious sunrise. The beach is empty. The mosquitoes, thankfully, seemed to have retreated (maybe the blood buffet from last night was enough).
- 8:00 AM: Breakfast at the resort. Mangoes – sweet, juicy, and abundant. Finally, I can focus on the sweetness of life.
- 9:00 AM: Adventure time! Decided to check out the famous Cambugahay Falls. (Someone told me to bring a swimsuit, and I did not, so big mistake!) The ride with a motorbike was a bit bumpy - the driver was chatting with his friend along the way, so it was a bit stressful - but the scenery was so stunning that I just had to keep my composure.
- 10:30 AM: Cambugahay Falls. I almost can’t believe my eyes. Crystal-clear water cascading over tiered levels. The most beautiful spot I’ve ever seen. It's ridiculously picturesque. I end up staying for 3 glorious hours!
- 1:30 PM: Lunch at a little local place nearby. Authentic Filipino food. Delicious and cheap!
- 3:00 PM: Back at the Bungalow. I decided to climb a coconut tree and get by myself a coconut. I tried to keep my balance, but then the wind shifted, and the coconut tree started to shake. I grabbed the coconut with full force, but it was too heavy. The coconut slipped from my hand and dropped on the ground. My face almost went inside the coconut. I have to say that the moment was absolutely terrifying!
- 6:00 PM: Dinner. Decided to try a local restaurant along the beach. The food was good, but the ambiance was even better. Listening to the waves crashing on the shore, the stars twinkling above. It was dreamy.
Day 3: Spirituality, Sunset, and the Relentless Tide of Relaxation
9:00 AM: Woke up and found that the mosquitoes were taking a pause, finally!
10:00 AM: Explored the nearby town. Visited the St. Isidore de Labrador Church, a beautiful old church. I'm not religious, but the place was serene.
11:30 AM: Took a dip in the pool. It's a great day to be alive.
12:00 PM: Lunch. Decided to order a local delicacy, the Siquijor Pizza. Surprisingly good!
2:00 PM: Attempted to get a massage on the beach. It was a dream!
3:30 PM: Sunbathing and swimming at the beach. Just. Bliss.
6:00 PM: Sunset ritual! The resort has a perfect view of the sunset. Grabbed a beer, perched on a beach chair, and just watched the sky explode with color. It was soul-stirring.
7:30 PM: Ate dinner with a fellow tourist. It's nice to meet people
9:00 PM: Another mosquito attack. These things!
Day 4: Farewell… For Now (I'm Already Planning My Return)
- 8:00 AM: Last breakfast at the resort. The staff waves goodbye.
- 9:00 AM: Swim in the ocean and try to save some thoughts for my return.
- 10:00 AM: Chatted with the resort staff and then had an emotional reaction.
- 11:00 AM: Said my heartfelt goodbyes.
- 12:00 PM: Headed to the ferry. The water turned into a mirror.
- 1:00 PM: Goodbye Garden Bungalows, hello reality. But honestly, I'm already dreaming of the day when I can ditch the real world and return to this slice of paradise.
Overall Thoughts: Siquijor Island is pure magic. The Garden Bungalows Resort is the perfect base for exploring it. The mosquitoes are a minor, albeit annoying, inconvenience. The people are wonderfully warm. The food is incredible. And the beaches? They're heavenly. Go. Just go. And pack extra bug spray. Because trust me, you’ll need it.
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Okay, spill the beans: Is Siquijor actually *paradise*? And are these bungalows really worth it?
Alright, alright, buckle up buttercups. Paradise? Look, I've seen some beaches, okay? I've seen places where the sand is so white it practically *glows*. Siquijor… it's got that. But it's more than just pretty photos. It's the *vibe*. It’s the slow pace of life. The sleepy villages. The feeling that you've actually *escaped*. So, yeah, I’d say it leans pretty heavily into 'paradise adjacent'. And the bungalows? Well, that's where things get interesting.
I'll be honest, my first thought was, “Are these things going to be infested with…things?” (You know what I mean – the six-legged kind that like to crawl). It *was* slightly rustic. Not in the swanky, “exposed brick and reclaimed wood” way. More like, “charmingly weathered” way. Which, yeah, has its own… challenges. Like the geckos. Oh, the geckos. They're your roommates, whether you like it or not. I swear one of them *stared* me down while I was brushing my teeth. I named him Steve. But the point is, it was comfortable, cleanish, and utterly *charming*. Worth it? Absolutely, if you aren't a total princess. (And even if you are, bring a can of bug spray - trust me.)
What's the deal with these "Garden Bungalows"? Do they REALLY have a garden? Are they haunted? (Asking for a friend... who may be me.)
Garden Bungalows, huh? Well, the clue's in the name, isn't it? Yes, they have a garden. In fact, it’s probably the main reason to stay there. Lush, green, bursting with flowers, full of… interesting bugs. I spent a solid hour just wandering around, trying to identify all the (to me) completely alien looking plants.
As for being haunted… Hmmm. Okay, so I’m not saying *yes*, but… there was this one particularly creaky floorboard in my bungalow. And the wind… I swear, the wind would sometimes whistle through the gaps under the door in a way that sounded suspiciously like a mournful… something. Maybe it was just the gecko I mentioned earlier, plotting its next invasion of my personal space? Look, I'm a skeptic, alright? But there was a vibe. A slight… eerie-ness? Probably the island magic. Or the rum. Most likely the rum. Bottom line: bring a friend. Or a book. Or a very, very brave disposition.
I'm a total foodie. What's the food situation like in Siquijor and, more importantly, near these bungalows? Can I get a decent cup of coffee? (This is crucial.)
Foodie, eh? Okay, so Siquijor isn't exactly Michelin star material. But hear me out. The food is fresh, it's authentic, and it's ridiculously cheap. Seafood? Amazing. Especially if you can snag some right off the boat. I had a grilled snapper that was so good, I almost cried. (Okay, I *might* have cried. The sun, the sea, the… emotional impact of grilled fish. Don't judge.)
Near the bungalows? You'll find some small, local restaurants. Don't expect fancy menus. Expect *delicious*. And yes! You can get a decent cup of coffee! It’s the island, so the coffee is strong! Forget Starbucks, you’ll get the real deal. I should add, that the owner had some fantastic coffee and cakes! It saved me from the horror of instant coffee (shudders). Also, try *halo-halo*! Trust me on that one.
Okay, adventure time! What's there to *do* besides lie on the beach and pretend to be a sloth? Any recommendations for activities?
Sloth-mode is definitely acceptable. But Siquijor offers more! It's all about embracing the island life. Okay, first-off, waterfalls! Go to the Cambugahay Falls! Seriously, it's an Insta cliché, but it's for a reason. The water is so cool, you can swing on a rope and jump in and… it's just perfect. Be prepared for a bit of a queue, though! It's a popular spot.
Then there's snorkeling. The coral reefs are vibrant and full of life. I spent an entire afternoon just floating around, mesmerized by the fish. Speaking of mesmerizing, go to the old balete tree at night. And the fireflies. And the rum. And… you get the idea. It’s magical. Just... watch out for the locals that might invite you to the tree to buy some potions.
I'm all in! How do I get to these bungalows, and what's the best time to visit Siquijor?
Getting there? Ah, the adventure begins! You'll likely fly into Dumaguete (it’s the closet airport), and then take a ferry to Siquijor. The ferry ride is beautiful! Really nice. But don’t eat too much before you go! Things get a little choppy sometimes. From the pier, you’ll probably want to take a tricycle (a kind of motorbike taxi) to the bungalows. It’s easy enough.
Best time to visit? Honestly, most of the year is pretty good, except the rainy season. Which is when? (checks notes) Roughly June to November. But even then, it's tropical rain – it doesn't usually last all day. So, try and go during the dry season (December to May) if you can. But I went in March and it was good. Seriously, just go. Stop overthinking it. Pack your bags. Pack your bug spray. And prepare to fall in love with the island.
Are the bungalows good for families?
Families, huh? That's a tricky one. It depends on your family! Are you a laid-back, go-with-the-flow kinda family? Then absolutely! The bungalows offer a lot of space to relax and the gardens are great for running around. Plus, the beaches are safe and calm. No problem there!
If you need a lot of amenities, or your kids can't handle mosquitoes (and the occasional gecko visit from Steve!) then, maybe not. There isn't a swimming pool, or a kids' club, or… well, any of the things you might get at a big resort. Think about it, can your family have fun together, even when it's a little… basic? I think Siquijor is great for families, but the bungalows are better for families who want an authentic experience. That's my two cents!
Okay, let's get granular. What's the Wi-Fi situation? Because, you know, gotta stay connected. (Ugh, I already hate myself for asking.)


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