Escape to Paradise: Stunning Pool-Front 2BR in Makassar!
Escape to Paradise: Stunning Pool-Front 2BR in Makassar! - Forget the Brochure, Here's the REAL Deal
Okay, let's be honest. Scrolling through hotel listings is a bore. They all promise "luxury," "unforgettable experiences," blah blah blah. Well, I'm here to tell you about Escape to Paradise: Stunning Pool-Front 2BR in Makassar! and it's… well, it's not perfect. BUT! It's got a certain something. A vibe. And honestly, after spending a (slightly disheveled) few days there, I'm feeling compelled to spill the beans, warts and all.
Let's start with the basics, because, you know, logistics and all that jazz.
- Accessibility: Look, I didn't need any special access, but from what I saw, it seemed decent. An elevator, and the general layout gave me a feeling that some things were definitely thought out (or at least, they try to). So probably okay for wheelchair users, but call ahead and confirm, yeah?
- Internet? Oh, the Internet… They boast "Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!" and "Internet [LAN]!" like it's the second coming. It's Wi-Fi, people. Basic, sometimes-slow Wi-Fi. It got the job done, but don't expect to stream HD movies in the lobby. (Or maybe you can. I didn't try. Too busy staring at the pool.)
- Cleanliness and Safety - My Inner Germaphobe Approved (Mostly!): Okay, this is where they actually do get it right. The place felt clean. They’ve got the whole COVID-19 drill down: hand sanitizers everywhere, staff wearing masks, daily disinfection. And I loved the individually-wrapped food options. I'm a total germaphobe, so the cleaning protocols earned a big thumbs up. Rooms were sanitized. I even saw a dude wiping down the elevator buttons. Solid job!
The "Things to Do" & Ways to Relax - Beyond the Brochure Promises
- The Pool. Oh, the Pool (with a view!): This is the main draw. Seriously stunning. Turquoise water, overlooking… well, Makassar. Perfect for Instagram, perfect for just… existing. I spent HOURS floating around, sunbathing, and generally feeling like I'd actually left my life behind. Pro-tip: Grab a cocktail from the Poolside Bar before you get in. You'll thank me later.
- Spa/Sauna/Steamroom: They have all these fancy options. I dabbled in the Sauna and Steamroom, which were okay, pretty nice, actually, but not life-changing. The Massage? I’m still not sure. I saw that on the menu, but I got distracted by the swimming. Honestly, I just wanted to keep staring at the pool.
- Fitness Center/Gym: Didn’t go. Looked intimidating. Honestly, the whole holiday was a workout for my liver.. so…
- Other Relaxing Things: I did spot Foot bath… Hmm…. didn't try it. But the concept is intriguing. Body scrub and Body wrap I did see these options, I don't know… maybe some people enjoy this.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking - Fueling the Paradise Vibes (Mostly Good, Some Hiccups)
- Restaurants, Restaurants, Restaurants! They've got options. Asian cuisine, International cuisine, Western cuisine, Buffet, A la carte. The Breakfast [buffet] was decent. I scarfed down the Asian breakfast one morning, enjoyed it. The Coffee shop was a lifesaver. The Poolside Bar is a must. Especially for that Happy hour…
- Food Delivery? Yes, and a Snack bar. Which is good. Because sometimes, you just need a burger in your robe. The Bottle of water was a constant presence (thank goodness).
- Veggie Options: They do have a Vegetarian restaurant. Which is great.
Services and Conveniences - The Little Things (And The Not-So-Little)
- 24-Hour Room Service: A godsend. Especially after a few cocktails. Room service [24-hour] for the win!
- Front Desk [24-hour]: They are always available. This is a great point.
- Concierge: Helpful. I asked them about local restaurants, they recommended a place.
- Laundry/Dry Cleaning: Necessary, unless you want to be that person.
- Car Park: Car park [free of charge] is a huge plus.
- **Business Facilities: If you're feeling the need to work, well they do have a *Business facilities, Meetings, and Meeting/banquet facilities.*
For the Kids - Family Friendly, or Just Tolerant?
- They're Family/child friendly, with Kids facilities and they provide Babysitting service
- And it has Kids meal.
The Rooms - Your Personal Paradise (Hopefully!)
- The Pool-Front 2BR: Okay, this is the money. It's Stunning. Imagine waking up, pulling back the curtains (using the Blackout curtains to block out the sun, if you should wish), and having a direct view of that sparkling pool. Air conditioning is Air conditioning. Thank goodness for Coffee/tea maker! Free Wi-Fi and Internet access – wireless.
- The Bed: Amazingly comfy. The Extra long bed was a definite plus.
- The Bathroom: Private bathroom are provided, with Separate shower/bathtub. Nice, but not over-the-top luxury.
- The Extras: Bathrobes, Slippers, Hair dryer, Toiletries. All the small comforts.
- Non-smoking, Soundproof rooms.
- Room service [24-hour]
Getting Around - Easy Peasy
- Car park [on-site] is convenient. Airport transfer is available.
- Taxi service.
The Quirky Bits & Honest Observations
- The Staff: Generally helpful and friendly, but sometimes a bit… slow. Patience is a virtue, right?
- The Little Imperfections: The towels weren't always fluffy fluffy, but they were clean.
- The Vibe: It's not pretentious. It's chill. It's a place to actually relax. Sure, it's not immaculate. But that's part of the charm. There’s no real ‘pomp and circumstance’ to it all.
The Deal-breaker:
I'm going to go out on a limb and say it: the pool is the deal breaker.
The Pitch: (My Persuasion Attempt)
Listen, you're tired of the same old cookie-cutter hotels, right? You want a place to actually unwind, to escape the chaos? Escape to Paradise: Stunning Pool-Front 2BR in Makassar! offers you a chance to do just that.
Here's the deal: Picture this:
- Waking up to that pool view. Seriously, it’s worth it.
- Enjoying endless swimming.
- Enjoying a late breakfast in your room from room service.
- Being able to relax on the patio and use that Poolside Bar for drinks.
- Have a quick, fast, easy and hassle-free access to the essentials you need to enjoy yourself.
- Getting a lot of clean environments where you are certain your family and you are safe.
Forget the fancy brochures and the over-promises. This place is real. It's got the pool, the comfort, and the chill factor you've been searching for.
Book your escape now. Trust me, you deserve it.
(And if you see me there, say hi. I'll be the one by the pool, probably with a cocktail in hand.)
Unbelievable Luxury Awaits: Hotel Federiciano, Your Italian Dream Getaway!
Okay, challenge accepted! Buckle up, buttercups, because this itinerary for a 2-bedroom pool-front apartment in Panakukkang, Makassar, Indonesia, is about to get real. Let's call it… "Operation: Makassar Mischief."
Operation: Makassar Mischief – A Chaos-Chic Itinerary
Day 1: Arrival and Deep Dive into "Oh My God, This Pool!"
- Morning (or, you know, whenever we actually manage to crawl out of bed): Arrive at Sultan Hasanuddin International Airport (UPG). Smooth? HA! Expect a minor panic attack when trying to locate the pre-booked (fingers crossed) airport transfer. Seriously, I'm notorious for losing things, and my phone is probably already in a taxi somewhere. Let's pray I even have a phone. Side Note: Need to remember to download offline maps. Duh.
- Mid-Morning: The transfer! Hopefully, the driver doesn't mistake us for a bag of coconuts – I've heard the taxis are… well, let's just say "adventures" on wheels.
- Lunch: Okay, vital fuel stop. I'm STARVING. Gotta find some proper Indonesian food ASAP. Maybe something not too spicy to start – I’m always the one crying into my nasi goreng after an hour. Pro tip: learn the phrase “Tidak pedas, tolong!” (“Not spicy, please!”). Gonna need it.
- Afternoon: HOLY MOLY. Pool-front apartment acquired! Unpack (or, more accurately, attempt to unpack amidst a flurry of travel-worn chaos). First priority: the POOL. I'm talking serious diving, splashing, and generally embracing the water's embrace. Expect a full Instagram story dedicated to the glistening expanse of aquamarine. I need this after the stress of travel. The sun, the water, the… wait… is that a tiny lizard chilling on the edge? Oh my god, it’s so cute! I’m naming him Kevin.
- Evening: Dinner. Street food adventure time! I'm thinking coto Makassar – a local beef stew. I can already taste the rich, savory broth. I might need a nap afterward. Probably. Maybe. Okay, definitely.
Day 2: Culture Shock and the Great Coffee Quest
- Morning: Wake up (or, you know, whenever the sun finally decides to show up). Coffee. Essential. But where to find good coffee? This becomes a holy quest. Research time! Googling every café within a five-mile radius. My search history will be a testament to my caffeine dependency.
- Mid-Morning: Visit the Fort Rotterdam. History, check. Pictures, check. My brain processing everything? Probably not. I'm easily distracted by the pretty flowers and… is that a cat basking in the sun? Gotta stop being so distracted.
- Lunch: More food! Hopefully, the coffee quest has taken us near a delightful local eatery. Maybe some sop konro (another beefy deliciousness).
- Afternoon: Shopping (if I haven’t already maxed out my credit card at the street food vendors). I NEED souvenirs. Ugh, the souvenir-buying is the worst part of travel for me. It’s all about the pressure, the choices, and the fact that I always end up buying things I don’t really need but feel obligated to buy because it’s “authentic.”
- Evening: Sunset viewing. Finding the perfect spot to watch the sunset over Makassar Strait. This is important. Deep breaths, panoramic views. Maybe propose to Kevin (the lizard) at the most romantic spot. Or maybe not.
- Late Night: Trying to avoid jet lag. Trying. And failing. Probably end up watching random Indonesian TV with subtitles I don’t understand until the sun rises again.
Day 3: The Island Escape (Mayhem Edition)
- Morning: Okay, this is where things get interesting. We're taking a day trip to one of the nearby islands (hopefully). This involves a boat. Boats make me a little nervous. Hopefully, the seas are calm, and I don't accidentally feed the fish my breakfast. Let’s hope it’s a “slow” boat, and I can relax.
- Mid-Morning: The ferry ride. This is when all my anxieties will come bubbling to the surface. I will be clinging to the railing, muttering prayers, and secretly considering whether or not Kevin would be better off without me.
- Lunch: Island lunch! Fresh seafood! Fingers crossed that I also survive the fishing trip.
- Afternoon: Snorkeling (maybe). I look like a drowned rat in snorkeling gear. But hey, pictures are essential. Prepare for blurry underwater shots and panicked flailing.
- Evening: If we're still alive, dinner back in Makassar. Probably will only want bland food after the boat ride.
- Late Night: Packing. Praying I didn’t leave anything essential at home.
Day 4: The Last Hurrah (and the Post-Trip Melancholy)
- Morning: Last breakfast. Staring wistfully at the pool, knowing this idyllic peace is about to end. This is where the post-holiday blues begin to settle.
- Mid-Morning: Final bit of souvenir-hunting (I need to buy some gifts). Try to find that perfect Makassar pearl I saw in the tiny shop down the street.
- Lunch: A final delicious Indonesian meal. Trying not to cry whilst I savour the last bite of nasi goreng.
- Afternoon: One last swim in the pool. A final, glorious dip before the impending doom of departure. Seriously, I might just try to swim away.
- Evening: Head to the airport. The departure, the goodbyes, the return to reality. (Insert sad face emoji here).
- Late Night: Finally home. Collapsing on the couch, with my brain still in Makassar. This is where the real recovery begins.
Imperfections and Rambles:
- Language Barrier: I'm a champion of pointing and gesturing. I will probably butcher every Indonesian phrase I attempt. But hey, at least I'm trying!
- Sunburn: Guaranteed. I'm practically translucent. Pack the aloe vera, folks. I'm going to need it.
- Wardrobe Malfunctions: Expect outfits that clash. I'm not a fashion icon. I'm a flailing, over-packed disaster.
- Procrastination: I will probably leave all the packing until the last minute. Again. Why do I do this to myself?
- The Emotional Rollercoaster: A mix of pure joy, mild panic, and the occasional existential crisis. Welcome to my world.
- Constant Hunger: Let's be real. I'm always hungry.
Final Thoughts:
This trip will be messy, glorious, and probably a bit of a disaster. But I wouldn't have it any other way. Wish me luck, and may the odds be ever in our favor… and may Kevin the lizard not get eaten by a cat.
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Escape to Paradise: Stunning Pool-Front 2BR in Makassar - The Unofficial FAQ (Because, Really, you need one)
Alright, alright, FINE. Is this place *actually* paradise? Because marketing lies.
Okay, look. Paradise? That's a big word. I've been to a beach where sand got INTO my eyeballs – that wasn't paradise. This place… well, it's pretty darn close. Imagine this: you wake up, BAM! Pool right outside your door. Seriously, you could practically roll out of bed and into that glorious, shimmering blue. I mean, forget "stunning pool-front," it should be "ARE-YOU-KIDDING-ME? Pool-FRONT."
My first morning? Disaster. I stumbled out half-asleep, tripped over my own feet (the tiles are slippery, fair warning!), and nearly face-planted into the water. Mortifying. But guess what? I landed on my butt and the sudden splash woke me up PERFECTLY, the water was SO COLD, and the sun was hitting my face. So yeah, paradise-adjacent. Maybe even paradise-lite. Definitely better than the beach-eyeball-sand experience. 🤣
Two bedrooms, huh? Is this suitable for… well, ANYONE with actual kids?
Kids? Ah, the chaos-bringers. Here’s the honest truth. I brought my two nieces. They're adorable... until they're not. And believe me, this place *can* handle them. The bedrooms are surprisingly spacious, which is crucial for the inevitable toy/clothing/random-stuff-everywhere explosion. The pool… well, that’s where things get tricky. SAFETY FIRST, PEOPLE!
We spent a good hour the first day just circling the pool explaining all the rules you have to have with kids, but you may need to bring your own floaties (there was a sad deflated rubber ducky in the corner) and be prepared to watch them like a hawk. The pool's beautiful, yes, but it's also… a potential drowning hazard. I'm being dramatic, I know. But hey, better safe than sorry. Bring the nets, bring the life jackets. Maybe even bring earplugs for your sanity, because kids screaming, while fun, is a lot. 😩
Let's talk location. Is it, like, a pain in the backside to get anywhere? Are you stuck in the middle of nowhere?
Okay, so Makassar. I'm not gonna lie, I spent an hour on Google Maps before booking. The location is... pretty good. Close enough to stuff to be convenient, but far enough away to feel secluded and relax. There's some sort of local market with the most intense smells (good and bad), and you’re not too far of a taxi ride from the city center (thank goodness for Grab!).
My Uber driver, bless his heart, got lost. Twice. He kept trying to take me to the actual ocean, which is NOT what I signed up for. Then, as we were on the way to the place, we went by some amazing food trucks and I made him pull over, the best food I've had in ages! The area overall felt safe, but public transportation is a bit chaotic if you're not used to it. But honestly, the peace and quiet of the place, compared to the city chaos? Worth the slightly questionable taxi rides, 100%.
The kitchen… Is it actually usable? Can I, you know, make more than instant noodles?
Oh, the kitchen. My Achilles' heel. Here's the deal: it's… functional. It has the basics, a fridge (that’s a lifesaver in the Makassar heat!), a stovetop, some utensils, and the most vital thing: A COFFEE MAKER. I'm not Gordon Ramsay, so I can't tell you if it has EVERYTHING you need to make a Michelin-star meal.
I managed to whip up some fried eggs (slightly burnt, don’t judge), and make some toast. It was perfect for breakfast by the pool. However, let's just say my attempt at a seafood "dish" went horribly wrong. (I blame the local ingredients… or my cooking skills, probably a bit of both). So yeah, fine for simple stuff. But plan on eating out some of the time to save your sanity (and the local fire department!). 😅
What's the Wi-Fi situation like? Because, ya know, gotta stay connected (even on vacation).
Wi-Fi. The modern-day curse and blessing. The Wi-Fi here? It worked. Most of the time. I mean, I’m not running a business from it, but I could stream my shows, watch a couple of YouTube videos, and annoy my friends and family. The occasional hiccup, like the internet randomly deciding to take a nap in the afternoon, but generally okay.
One afternoon, during a thunderstorm, it went down completely. I almost had a panic attack, since I needed to check some work emails. Then, the power went out. And the rain started. It was a whole dramatic scene. But, even with the tech issues, the location does a great job of making you disconnect from the grid. So, consider it a forced digital detox – it might do you some good! 😇
The most important question: Pool towels? Are they actually provided? Because soggy towels are the WORST.
Pool towels. Ah, the unsung heroes of vacation life. YES! The towels are provided. Clean, fluffy, and ready for your poolside lounging pleasure. I felt like I was living the life of a celebrity or something. And they changed them regularly. (I may have used an embarrassing number of them. But, hey, it was HOT.)
One day, I spilled coffee on one of the towels. Don't ask. It was a whole thing. But the staff (who, by the way, were super friendly and helpful) were understanding. They replaced it immediately, no questions asked. So, the towels were great, the staff were great. It's all great!
Overall, would you recommend this place to a friend? (And would you go back?)
Okay, the big question. Would I recommend it? YES. ABSOLUTELY. Would I go back? In a heartbeat. Despite the minor hiccups (the slightly dodgy internet, my near-death pool experience, the questionable seafood attempt), it was a fantastic experience. The location, the pool, the overall vibe… it's all just… good.
Look, it's not perfect. Nothing ever is. But it's a damn good escape, especially if you are hoping to get away from the city. It’s a place where you can actually relax, forget about work, and just… be. I’m already mentally planning my return. Maybe I’ll even learn to cook that darn seafood dish properly. Wish me luck!Popular Hotel Find
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