Lewes United's Jolly Sportsman: Your Ultimate Guide to Lewes' Best Pub!
Lewes United's Jolly Sportsman: Your Best Pub Guide - A Rambling, Honest Review (Grab a Pint First!)
Alright, alright, settle in! Let's talk about the Jolly Sportsman, the supposed "Ultimate Guide" to, well, Lewes' best pub. I'm not promising Michelin stars here, just a rambling, real-life assessment. And trust me, I've spent a fair few hours (and pints) assessing this place. So, crack open a cold one, and let's dive in.
Accessibility: The Good, The Bad, and the "Could Be Better"
First impressions, folks, are everything. As a semi-regular visitor to Lewes, accessibility is always top of mind. Thankfully, The Jolly Sportsman has made some strides. I remember one time, I was there with my mate Barry, whose mobility isn't what it used to be. We were pleasantly surprised. Wheelchair access is in place, which is a massive plus. Elevator? Yes! A godsend for those dodgy knees. But… and there's always a but, isn't there? The website doesn't make it scream "Accessible for All," and I'd love to see them shout about it more. Let's be honest, Barry struggled a bit with the cobbled streets to get there, but once we were there, it was a different story. Air conditioning in public areas? YES! Thank heavens, especially in the summer.
Internet – Is the Wi-Fi Worth a Damn?
Look, I need internet. I'm glued to my phone. The free Wi-Fi in all rooms is a must for me. The Wi-Fi in public areas is also a blessing, especially when you need to quickly google something (like, "Is the Jolly Sportsman as good as everyone says?"). Internet access, Internet [LAN]: all present and correct. But the real question is, is it good? Sometimes, yes. Sometimes, it's like trying to connect to a radio with a dodgy aerial. But hey, you're at a pub! Get off your phone, people! (Says the guy typing this review).
Eating, Drinking, and Snacking – Belly Laughs and Beer Gardens
Right, the real meat of the matter. The booze! The food! The general merriment! The Bar is there, obviously. A bloody good one, mind you. Always a decent selection of beers on tap. Happy hour? YES! (Though I can never remember when they are). They have a poolside bar, in the warmer months, which creates a real nice atmosphere. The restaurants are an absolute winner. They offer A la carte, I have always enjoyed the Western cuisine. They also have a Salad in restaurant. The Poolside bar, what more could you want? Coffee/tea in restaurant. Sometimes a good coffee is just what you need. Buffet in restaurant, the breakfast is excellent. Breakfast [buffet] and breakfast service all score high marks. I once had a breakfast there that was so good, it set me up for the rest of the day. I mean, real talk: I felt like I could conquer the world after that breakfast. The Snack bar is handy when you are feeling a bit peckish.
BUT. The Asian cuisine in restaurant is good. But I'm not convinced. They're stretching a bit. The Vegetarian restaurant section isn't too bad. The Bottle of water is a nice touch. The Desserts in restaurant are a treat. I'm not a soup guy, but the Soup in restaurant is, apparently, quite decent.
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As for the general dining experience, the Safe dining setup is reassuring, given, you know, everything. Cashless payment service, check! Very convenient. Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, good. Individually-wrapped food options, nice touch for safety. Alternative meal arrangement, perfect for faddy eaters. You can also get Room service, which is ideal if you are feeling lazy.
Cleanliness and Safety – Are We Safe from Spills and Pandemics?
The Jolly Sportsman is taking hygiene seriously, which is critical, especially these days. Professional-grade sanitizing services are evident, and you can tell they're doing their best. Hand sanitizer is everywhere. They've got Daily disinfection in common areas, and the staff is clearly trained in safety protocol. I have definitely seen a lot of the Anti-viral cleaning products being used, and I like it. However, room sanitization opt-out isn't something I noticed, you are stuck with it unfortunately.
For the Kids – Can You Bring 'Em?
While not explicitly a "family resort," the Jolly Sportsman seems reasonably Family/child friendly. Some of the staff are great with kids. I've seen them interacting with the little ones, making jokes, and making them feel welcome. They do offer Kids meals that are a nice addition. However, there aren't any dedicated Kids facilities. Sorry, no bouncy castles.
Services and Conveniences – The Perks and the Piffle
Okay, let's rattle through some of the other stuff. They offer a Concierge. Daily housekeeping. They do dry cleaning, which is great. Laundry service, too. Luggage storage, handy. Cash withdrawal. They also have a convenience store, and gift/souvenir shop. The staff seem pretty well-trained, and are always happy to help.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax – Beyond the Pint Glass
Now, this is where the Jolly Sportsman could up its game. They have Fitness center and a Gym/fitness. They have a Spa/sauna, along with a Steamroom. If you are looking for some pampering, they have a Body scrub and a Massage. There is a Swimming pool. Pool with view. The Terrace is a beautiful place to relax. Other than that, it's all about relaxing at the bar.
Room Revelations – What’s Your Pad Like?
The rooms are decent. Not the Ritz, but perfectly comfortable. They all have Air conditioning (thank the Lord!), and a Coffee/tea maker (essential!), and Free bottled water (another win!). The Complimentary tea is a nice touch. Ironing facilities, yes. Hair dryer, yes. Wake-up service. Daily housekeeping. Non-smoking rooms are available. I personally prefer the rooms with a window that opens. They have a Mini bar. Seating area. They have a Separate shower/bathtub and Shower itself. The Slippers are luxury. The Smoke detector is good. Socket near the bed. They also offer In-room safe box.
Getting Around – Location, Location, Location… and Parking
The Car park [free of charge] is a bonus! Car park [on-site] is there. They also have a Taxi service. They have Airport transfer, if you need it.
My Verdict: The Jolly Sportsman – It’s Pretty Good, But (Yes, Another But!)
So, is the Jolly Sportsman the ultimate pub guide? No, not entirely. But it’s a bloody good one. It has a fantastic atmosphere, friendly staff, and decent food. The accessibility is improving. It’s a solid choice.
FINAL RATING: 7.5/10 - Worth a Visit (and another pint!)
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Alright, buckle up buttercups! Because you're about to embark on a virtual tour of the Jolly Sportsman in Lewes, and let me tell you, planning this 'trip' has been a rollercoaster. Forget those sterile, perfect itineraries. We're going real. We're going human. We're going… well, probably a little lost and confused at times. But hey, that's the fun, right?
ITINERARY: Operation Jolly Sportsman - Lewes, UK (A Messy, Opinionated Affair)
Day 1: The Arrival (and the Mild Panic)
- 8:00 AM: Okay, so, I'm supposed to be waking up refreshed, ready to hit the road… metaphorically speaking, of course. But realistically? I'm wrestling my duvet (it’s winning), and contemplating the meaning of life. And also, where I put my blasted itinerary notes… Ah, there they are, buried under a mountain of crumpled receipts and a half-eaten bag of crisps. Right, Lewes. Jolly Sportsman. Got it.
- 9:00 AM: Coffee. Essential. Fueling the pre-trip anxiety. Did I book the right place? Are the photos online actually representative of reality? What if the pub's full of, like, competitive darts players who secretly hate tourists? (Okay, I'm catastrophizing. I'm a pro catastrophiser, in fact).
- 10:00 AM - Noon: Deep dive into online reviews. Don't read them! I tell myself. They'll ruin everything! But I can't help it. One person raves about the "charming ambiance". Another calls the decor "aggressively beige". Conflicting information. Classic. Decide to ignore them all. My own experience will be the only truth.
- 12:00 Noon – Almost positive the booking is confirmed…double check email to make sure and call them up.
- 1:00 PM - 3:00 PM: Okay, I'm here! Lewes is gorgeous. Seriously, those rolling Sussex hills? I could weep. But the drive was a nightmare. "Take a scenic route," the map app said. Famous last words. Turns out, scenic equals "narrow, winding lanes where you're constantly playing chicken with tractors." Arrived at the Jolly Sportsman, slightly frazzled but alive.
Day 1 (Afternoon / Evening): Settling In, (Attempting) Relaxation, and Pub Grub Glory
- 3:00 PM - 4:00 PM: Check-in. Thank God the receptionist wasn't a disgruntled dart player. She was lovely, actually. Rooms are… quaint. That's code for "slightly wonky, maybe not entirely level floorboards." But the view! Absolutely worth it. The air smells like… well, fresh air. Not something I'm used to.
- 4:00 PM - 5:30 PM: Mandatory pub exploration. This is the whole point, isn't it? The Jolly Sportsman itself. And, wow. It's… it's a pub. A proper one. Dark wood, crackling fireplace (okay, it's not lit yet, but I can feel its potential), and a general sense of comfortable, slightly worn-in history. Feels like a place where stories are told and secrets are kept. I love it already.
- 5:30 PM - 7:00 PM: The great British dilemma: "What to drink?" I hate making decisions. Finally, I force myself to go with local ale. (I'm feeling adventurous!) It was delicious. Sat by the window, people-watching. A couple of rambunctious dogs almost stole my sandwich.
- 7:00 PM - 9:00 PM: Dinner!. Ah, the food. I'm a sucker for pub grub. Fish and chips. Needed it. The batter was perfectly crisp. The chips were fluffy inside and not at all greasy. Utter bliss. The portions were massive, though. I'm pretty sure I'm going to physically explode soon.
- 9:00 PM onward: The evening takes an unexpected turn. Found myself chatting with a local at the bar – a charming man named Mr. Hughes. He regaled me with stories of Lewes, the history of the town, the local gossip, and the best places to watch the sunset. We then got into a debate about the best way to cook an egg. Things got… intense. Left the bar a bit tipsy, but my heart bursting with local charm. I think I'm in love with Lewes.
Day 2: History (and the Aftermath of the Day Before)
- 9:00 AM: Wake up. Head throbbing. Coffee. A lot of coffee. Mr. Hughes and his egg-cooking expertise. Don't regret the banter.
- 10:00 AM - Noon: Lewes Castle! Oh. My. God. This place is amazing. I'm not usually a history buff, but this castle is actually cool. I can almost feel the ghosts of the past. Climbed to the top of the keep – terrifyingly high. The views are incredible.
- Noon - 1:00 PM: After Castle exploration, I need to find some lunch, and maybe some tea.
- 1:00 PM - 2:00 PM: The perfect afternoon is made up of wandering cobbled streets. Stopped for a spot of traditional afternoon tea at a quaint little cafe. Ordered a scone… and almost choked on it. Almost. I've never been a scone person, but I decided I needed to experience every British cliche possible.
- 2:00 PM - 3:00 PM: More walking! Found a fantastic antique book store. Spent an hour browsing through shelves of leather-bound tomes. This town is a haven for bookworms.
- 3:00 PM - 4:00 PM: Back to the pub… just to have a swift half before dinner. Met a local who claimed to be a direct descendant of a historical figure. I believe him, because everyone seems to have historical ties in this town.
- 7:00 PM: I am hungry and it's time for what is arguably the best pub food I've ever had. I ordered the roast dinner, specifically the beef option, and it was just unbelievable. The Yorkshire puddings…the potatoes…the gravy….I’m lost for words. This place is a revelation. It's worth the trip to Lewes for the dinner alone.
Day 3: Departure (and a Reluctant Farewell)
- 9:00 AM: Breakfast. Last chance for a proper British fry-up. Sausages, bacon, eggs, the works! Goodbye to my waistline.
- 10:00 AM: Check out. It’s time.
- 10:00 AM - Noon: One last stroll around town, desperately trying to memorise every detail.
- Noon: One last pint at the Jolly Sportsman. A quiet moment of reflection. Lewes, you were magical. I'll be back. Probably sooner than I think.
Emotional Rating: 9/10. Would recommend. Prepare for messy, wonderful, memory-making.
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Is the Jolly Sportsman REALLY the best pub in Lewes? Come on, spill!
Alright, alright, settle down. “Best” is a loaded word, isn't it? It depends. If you crave perfection… well, the Jolly's got its moments. But to answer honestly? Yeah, probably. Look, I've been to *every* pub in Lewes. And I've cried into a pint of warm bitter more times than I care to admit. Some are… let's say, ‘consistent’. Some are ‘charming in their own right, if you like faded wallpaper and the distinct aroma of damp history.’ But the Jolly? It’s a vibe. A chaotic, wonderful, sometimes infuriating, always memorable vibe. And the food? Oh, the food… we'll get to that. Just… be prepared. It’s not a polished, sterile experience. It's real. And often *deliciously* messy.
What's the atmosphere like? Is it just a bunch of old blokes grumbling over ale?
Okay, so, yes, there *are* definitely old blokes (and ladies! Don’t get me wrong). But it's more about the *energy* than the demographic. Think: fire, laughter, the clatter of cutlery, the occasional shout of 'Another round!' I went after a particularly brutal work meeting once, utterly defeated. Sat by the fireplace, nursing a pint, and within twenty minutes I was laughing hysterically with a table of strangers about something completely ridiculous. That’s the Jolly. It’s a community. Probably a slightly dysfunctional community, but a community nonetheless. It’s warm, it’s welcoming (most of the time), and everyone seems to know everyone else – or at least pretends to. Oh, and dogs. There are often dogs. Which, frankly, is a huge bonus in my book.
The Food. Tell me about the food. Am I right to be excited?
Okay. Deep breaths. The food… the food… It’s a revelation. Seriously. Don't expect bland pub fare. Think seasonal, locally sourced, cooked with passion (and possibly a touch of madness). They’ve got these scotch eggs… Oh Mother. I mean, they're epic. The specials board is always tempting, often featuring things I can't even pronounce, but end up devouring anyway. Now, I have to be honest, the service can be a bit… *relaxed*. You might wait a while. They're not always the fastest. But trust me, when that food arrives, you'll forget all the waiting. I swear, I once saw a woman literally start to cry with joy after taking her first bite of the roast. It was, admittedly, a very good roast. And… well, *I* almost cried, too. Because, sometimes, you just need a really, really good meal, you know?
Is it kid-friendly? Because I have small humans…
Erm… *mostly*. The Jolly's not *specifically* geared towards children in the way some places are, with the plastic playgrounds and mountains of chicken nuggets. But, kids are generally tolerated. There's a garden (always a plus), and the staff are usually pretty good with them... within reason, because it's still primarily a pub. I'd say it's a perfectly acceptable place to take well-behaved kids, but maybe not ideal if you're after a dedicated family restaurant. Be prepared for a bit of a wait if you do go with children in tow, as the kitchen gets very busy, which of course can lead to bored kids. You know the drill.
What about the drinks? Beer selection looking good?
You bet your bottom dollar! They've got a fantastic selection of local ales and beers. Always a decent pint. I'm more of a wine person myself (don't tell anyone), and even *I* am impressed with their wine list. It's varied without being pretentious. They know what they're doing with the drinks. The staff are also usually pretty helpful at recommending drinks. You might even find yourself trying something totally new… and loving it. My pal, Dave, he's a creature of habit. Pale ale, every time. One day, the barman talked him into a stout. I nearly choked on my own beer when I saw it. But, you know what? Dave loved it. The Jolly Sportsman, folks… changing lives one pint at a time.
Any tips for a first-timer?
Okay, here’s the unofficial "Jolly Sportsman Survival Guide":
- Book a table! Seriously. Especially at weekends. Or even on a Tuesday. Just book. If you don't, you'll likely be disappointed.
- Go with an open mind. Don't expect perfection. Embrace the imperfections. They’re part of the charm.
- Pace yourself. The beer is good. The food is amazing. But it's easy to get carried away. (And it's a long walk home.)
- Be patient. Service can be a bit… *slow*. But trust me, it's worth the wait.
- Don’t be afraid to chat with the locals. They’re usually a friendly bunch. Just… maybe avoid mentioning the local football team unless you want a debate that lasts until closing.
- Bring cash. Whilst they do take cards nowadays, they do occasionally experience issues.
- Most importantly: go hungry! You'll thank me later.
What's the deal with the garden? Is it any good?
The garden at the Jolly Sportsman... Ah, it's *glorious*. Especially on a sunny day. It's a proper garden, not just a cobbled-together patio. Loads of greenery, tables dotted everywhere, and often a lovely, lazy vibe. It's perfect for whiling away an afternoon with a book, a pint, or a friend. Just… be prepared for the possibility of wasps. They seem to have a particular fondness for the Jolly's garden. And, if you're lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the resident cat, who's a proper queen and deigns to grace the establishment with her presence. It's a proper little oasis, really. A hidden gem. Just… bring some wasp spray, maybe? Okay, maybe that's too much of a downer. Seriously, the garden is great.
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